Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@dannyrob88 What the fuck is #etvbtt and why do you tweet it 95 times a day?

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In case you ever wanted to know why an exclamation point is called a bang: http://t.co/aQyyW7DNyy

It's 4am. Bedtime sounds about right for my 7:30 maintenance + full workday 😥

The fact that it's 2014 and phones still connect to EDGE or 1X is utter bullshit. Deprecate!!!!

Not listening to anything these morons say in this meeting because it's just a fight about branching and environments... every time.

Everyone please unfollow @BuzzFeed on the grounds that I keep getting obnoxuous timeline ads that my followers follow it. #Whocares

Have a question to everyone doing the ice bucket challenge. Why do you put in the ice 2 seconds before dumping it? It's still warm assholes

Also the catcher on the blue team is a wildebeast

HOLD THE PHONE. This is Little League softball on ESPN2? They look 18. This is why I decided I'm not having a daughter

Mad respect for this dude on the Injuns with the stones as his at bat song

@Onethirdof3x5 just had to explain to an Orioles fan at Yankee Stadium why we don't do the wave here

Heisenberg looking veteran being honored at the stadium

10-2 Yankeeessss Enjoyyyyyyyy http://t.co/2CJyfZTLoQ

Jeter's Biggie batting song is clutch