Would be nice if this fuckin train didn't park in the middle of the tracks for 5 minutes with no AC and the sun in my face

Friday, July 25, 2014 10:05:52 AM from Twitter for Android

The British don't refrigerate their eggs? Mind. Blown. http://t.co/XCmfcVZomI

Friday, July 25, 2014 12:01:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Hhhhhhhhh⚡⚡⚡

Wednesday, July 23, 2014 11:56:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Pat to Hurricane Leilli: "Stop flexing"

Wednesday, July 23, 2014 08:54:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Not for anything, New York is a pretty shitty place to live.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 06:58:40 PM from Twitter for Android

The fucking MTA though

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 06:57:57 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew just referred to WalMart as Wally World. #Murica

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 04:55:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, foursquare is all jacked http://t.co/CLySkoNCKV

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 01:42:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

And now my internet is fully out....

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 09:24:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Signal loss their fuckin ass. It magically corrected itself... Probably wanted to send a guy here to dick around and say he fixed it

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 09:13:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Time Warner speeds dropped. They say I have signal loss. The fuck. They rewired my shit 3 months ago. Fuckers

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 08:33:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Suggesting the twin towers as a photo spot nearby... Bad taste, Google... #GoogleNowFail #13yearstoolate http://t.co/zZRaWVSb5O

Monday, July 21, 2014 04:14:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Modified Iron Mountain's deposit form. Dare me to send this in? #useaPDFbro #DATASS http://t.co/tPgFDcYEUz

Monday, July 21, 2014 12:34:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 We are. Everyone good is bouncing like "f this noise" I highly don't recommend it

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Monday, July 21, 2014 10:25:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

When I pointed the DB connection to nothing, it fixed it. For fuck's sake our app is such a piece of shit.

Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:47 PM from Twitter Web Client