Upstairs bartender was awful and started taking selfies so I went downstairs band started double fisting
How many drinks does it take to flatten a 400lb guy? 23?
Out HR coordinator is doing the lawnmower with our SQL developer. They're fucking later.
Solanas' white pants tho
Almost just confused two white guys. What? They all look alike
#CFO chatting about poo
Will refrain from live tweeting the company propaganda cruise, now that I'm public. #100%overbudgettho
@__JLu I want to entertain the world
CTO and his minion playin a little grab ass on the walk to the propaganda cruise
Why do they call chocolate chips morsels? Morsel sounds silly.
If you walk around the subway platforms while breastfeeding, you're straight up absurd.
Made my twitter public for a little while because I want to interact with the world. this may be a huge mistake
Okay, this is an amateur hour noob engineer operating this train. Go asshole. Signal is green
Also, train is late #MTA
If you ride a bike on the train station platform, you're an asshole. I'd normally say you deserve to fall on the tracks, but that'd delay me