Ah good. It deleted now. I sounded like and idiot. Hope my app didn't snapshot it...
Oh God that last tweet was a mistake and it won't delete... I was using it wrong... Wrong tab... Bad UI
I've got like a construction workers eyebrow...
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 12:37:18 AM from Twitter for Android
@kerbear88 my commutes also sucked a d today. #mtablows
Monday, August 25, 2014 11:13:49 PM from Twitter for Android
F- job by the MTA getting me to work today.
Monday, August 25, 2014 09:16:35 AM from Twitter for Android
I want a puppyyyyy
Sunday, August 24, 2014 01:13:42 AM from Twitter for Android Tablets
Whisky ginger double, a fireball shot and a beer in an hour. Didn't do a damn thing. I'll drive us all home. Why do I even bother drinking?
Friday, August 22, 2014 10:11:06 PM from Twitter for Android
@scoopANDslam haven't shaved since 2 days ago. Look like a bear.
Friday, August 22, 2014 10:03:53 PM from Twitter for Android
quote of the day via @XtinaSchelin: "We knit something together using unicorn hair and wishes?" #BOOKER
Can't ever go wrong telling someone to eat a bowl of dicks: http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/lawyer-in-hot-water-for-asking-office-manager-if-she-wanted-a-dirty-sanchez-and-telling-her-to-eat-a-bowl-of-dicks/
Friday, August 22, 2014 08:12:45 AM from Twitter for Android
Protip: If you put the ice in 3 seconds before dumping the water on your head, it's too warm and you're a pussy
Anyone on Twitter have a private jet they wanna fly me around in?
Friday, August 22, 2014 12:26:03 AM from Twitter for Android
I've made a huge mistake in life. I lack a Caribbean friend to teach me steel drums
Thursday, August 21, 2014 09:44:23 PM from Twitter for Android
According to @RockNationRadio, I've just been informed the Night Ranger guitarist went to Whitesnake
Thursday, August 21, 2014 04:33:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone's not sharing!
Thursday, August 21, 2014 03:48:18 PM from Twitter for Android