Ah good. It deleted now. I sounded like and idiot. Hope my app didn't snapshot it...

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 01:09:15 AM from Twitter Web App

Oh God that last tweet was a mistake and it won't delete... I was using it wrong... Wrong tab... Bad UI

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 01:08:06 AM from Twitter Web App

I've got like a construction workers eyebrow...

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 12:37:18 AM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 my commutes also sucked a d today. #mtablows

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Monday, August 25, 2014 11:13:49 PM from Twitter for Android

F- job by the MTA getting me to work today.

Monday, August 25, 2014 09:16:35 AM from Twitter for Android

I want a puppyyyyy

Sunday, August 24, 2014 01:13:42 AM from Twitter for Android Tablets

Whisky ginger double, a fireball shot and a beer in an hour. Didn't do a damn thing. I'll drive us all home. Why do I even bother drinking?

Friday, August 22, 2014 10:11:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopANDslam haven't shaved since 2 days ago. Look like a bear.

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Friday, August 22, 2014 10:03:53 PM from Twitter for Android

quote of the day via @XtinaSchelin: "We knit something together using unicorn hair and wishes?" #BOOKER

Friday, August 22, 2014 04:57:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can't ever go wrong telling someone to eat a bowl of dicks: http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/lawyer-in-hot-water-for-asking-office-manager-if-she-wanted-a-dirty-sanchez-and-telling-her-to-eat-a-bowl-of-dicks/

Friday, August 22, 2014 08:12:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Protip: If you put the ice in 3 seconds before dumping the water on your head, it's too warm and you're a pussy

Friday, August 22, 2014 02:09:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone on Twitter have a private jet they wanna fly me around in?

Friday, August 22, 2014 12:26:03 AM from Twitter for Android

I've made a huge mistake in life. I lack a Caribbean friend to teach me steel drums

Thursday, August 21, 2014 09:44:23 PM from Twitter for Android

According to @RockNationRadio, I've just been informed the Night Ranger guitarist went to Whitesnake

Thursday, August 21, 2014 04:33:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone's not sharing!

Thursday, August 21, 2014 03:48:18 PM from Twitter for Android