Colin. Shut the fuck up.
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:56:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
The Director of Engineering legit roams around the office like a creepster on Skype calls with his bluetooth headset. Bro, for srs?
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:52:24 PM from Twitter Web Client
Oh man.. I have absolutely no business being at my desk right now and everyone is asking me 5 million questions and has 20 problems
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:39:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
Wait... Isn't Peter Pan a dude? Why is this chick playing him? http://t.co/b1x3bN6yIR #dafuq
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 11:24:10 AM from Twitter Web Client
Didn't leave for work yet. You woke me up at 6:30 tho. #sorrynotsorry
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 11:20:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
Also got woken up that the night engineer fell asleep during the maintenance and now I must complete it. đ đ´đŁđŠđ
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 06:27:20 AM from Twitter for Android
Just had a couple pieces of Italian hero for breakfast at 6:30am because why not? #nom
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 06:24:18 AM from Twitter for Android
One of the marketing girls at work: http://t.co/RHAgfGIwGa
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 05:51:30 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew you're strange
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 05:48:24 AM from Twitter for Android
Gotta protect those illegal immigrants from getting kicked out on taxpayer's nickle and dime! You GO NYC! http://t.co/GBsOtQrg6x
Really want to get those $1 garlic knots downstairs, but It'll be like $1.08 with tax and I don't want to break $2 and have a ton of coins
RT @Frankalankster: Don't be the person someone else wants you to be. They still won't like you and they'll lose respect for you. Be you. FâŚ
Colin: "I made a bash script to loop through a list of init scripts and kick the services that aren't started. I call it kickinit"
Your whore mouth. Shut it