Colin. Shut the fuck up.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:56:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

The Director of Engineering legit roams around the office like a creepster on Skype calls with his bluetooth headset. Bro, for srs?

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:52:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

Oh man.. I have absolutely no business being at my desk right now and everyone is asking me 5 million questions and has 20 problems

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:39:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wait... Isn't Peter Pan a dude? Why is this chick playing him? http://t.co/b1x3bN6yIR #dafuq

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 11:24:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

Didn't leave for work yet. You woke me up at 6:30 tho. #sorrynotsorry

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 11:20:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Also got woken up that the night engineer fell asleep during the maintenance and now I must complete it. 🙅😴😣💩👎

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 06:27:20 AM from Twitter for Android

Just had a couple pieces of Italian hero for breakfast at 6:30am because why not? #nom

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 06:24:18 AM from Twitter for Android

One of the marketing girls at work: http://t.co/RHAgfGIwGa

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 05:51:30 AM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew you're strange

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 05:48:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta protect those illegal immigrants from getting kicked out on taxpayer's nickle and dime! You GO NYC! http://t.co/GBsOtQrg6x

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 11:43:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Really want to get those $1 garlic knots downstairs, but It'll be like $1.08 with tax and I don't want to break $2 and have a ton of coins

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 05:28:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Frankalankster: Don't be the person someone else wants you to be. They still won't like you and they'll lose respect for you. Be you. F…

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 05:03:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu @MalJNew Believe it or not, my job tweet complaints are valid.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 05:01:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

Colin: "I made a bash script to loop through a list of init scripts and kick the services that aren't started. I call it kickinit"

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 05:00:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Your whore mouth. Shut it

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 03:30:24 PM from Twitter for Android