@kellyomealia @kerbear88 ladies: http://t.co/z2CTbjUNjF
Sunday, September 21, 2014 10:39:27 PM from Twitter for Android
RBI double. #yeahjeets
Sunday, September 21, 2014 03:33:32 PM from Twitter for Android
This humidity shouldn't be legal
Sunday, September 21, 2014 11:35:25 AM from Twitter for Android
I totally called it that jlaw was a nasty minx two years ago in this tweet: https://t.co/2MoEsgjs0t #amirite
Sunday, September 21, 2014 08:14:53 AM from Twitter for Android
Accidentally bit my coaster in half http://t.co/hD1yPyYGsl
Saturday, September 20, 2014 04:22:59 PM from Twitter for Android
@Waspito so sad. Mals puppy's mom had a buncha pups and a few of them passed away of that's sad
Saturday, September 20, 2014 04:18:25 PM from Twitter for Android
My hair is on another level
Saturday, September 20, 2014 03:17:40 PM from Twitter for Android
@LennonImagine Mikey and I may or may not dance for you (maybe in our underwear)
Saturday, September 20, 2014 02:37:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck. Considering the universe's vastness and trillion year history/ evolution, nothing really matters
Saturday, September 20, 2014 01:21:00 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm having a very difficult time not drumming on the table with my chopsticks
Friday, September 19, 2014 11:13:23 PM from Twitter for Android
This is bullshit. I'm in Koreatown and Niraj and or Sam aren't here to buy me Korean BBQ. 😠ðŸ˜
Friday, September 19, 2014 10:16:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Am I the only person on Earth not really into Queen?
Friday, September 19, 2014 08:08:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Rick roll'd at karaoke. Hasn't happened to me in years. http://t.co/GArxYvt063
Friday, September 19, 2014 07:45:19 PM from Twitter for Android
We've got this Selenium guy who just cant fucking write tests that work for shit. So. Many. False. Positives. Bro get your life together.
Friday, September 19, 2014 05:22:32 PM from Twitter Web Client