Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Yeahhhhh. Not carrying myself too well you guys. Bossman just said I was being too loud.#amaturehour

Pretty sure I smell like a brewery to anyone I keep running my mouth to. because I'm talking A LOT. My boss is laughing at me. HE KNOWS

I am sick of hearing this guy's fucking voice on conference calls. Die in a bus fire.

Need moar tito's shots

Accidentally took a 2 hr lunch and hung out with this older degenerate at the bar.

This Kermit the frog Detroit fan over here at the bar...

Because of the way our network is segmented, we just quadrupled our firewall traffic by adding a load balancer. For fuck's sake!

Killed a moth like a boss right as it was sliding under my closet door to eat my suits.

FINE PRINT THO: "In addition, you hereby grant Bank of America and its service providers a limited power of attorney" NO NO NO DECLINE!!

Haters gon hate, but this is GOOD SHIT http://t.co/vvdRiSyJgV

Set WshShell = createObject("Wscript.Shell")

do
WshShell.Run "C:\AnnoyingMusic.mp3", 0
wscript.sleep 268000
loop

Un-cuncel Kevin Long if they hit like this everyday, eh @BarstoolJJ ?

RBI double. #YeahJeets

What in the actual fuck did Google do to the fonts in Chrome 37. For fucks sake.

Asked the Director of Engineering when code freeze was. He didn't know. #facepalm