Texiera keeps injuring his vagina. I've been saying it for years. @BarstoolJJ
Monday, August 04, 2014 07:40:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Why the fuck am I on call again. Wasn't I just on call?
Pet peeve: Doors that have broken doorknob locks that have latch locks that you need to pull to see if it's unlocked.
Sunday, August 03, 2014 05:22:17 PM from Twitter for Android
@KFCBarstool TOLOOOOOOOOO!!!! How's big sexy treating ya tonight Clancy? http://t.co/T2JZdarWlD
Sunday, August 03, 2014 03:58:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Just looked out the window and it reminded me of fall and I got excited!
Saturday, August 02, 2014 04:03:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Colin. Shut up about CloudFlare. I'm trying to write some scripts.
Maybe if this guy prays harder, his real user monitoring tests will stop failing.
Can I go home now?
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 04:54:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
DERP: $x=shell_exec($_GET['yay']);
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 04:50:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @butchvig: We are officially done with the new Foo Fighters album.
23 straight days mixing!
IT'S EPIC!!!
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 03:20:37 PM from Twitter for Websites
I think I have the most ridiculous twitter account in all of the land
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 01:38:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
Now they're praising my coffeemaking skills #baristo #madskills #cray
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 01:23:58 PM from Twitter Web Client
Doubting Colin kept telling me it was my fault the build broke and I was like nah dude your drive is full. #relax
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 01:22:14 PM from Twitter Web Client
1. Who's the dick who took the last of the office coffee without making a refill pot
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 01:10:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
I keep going on and an on about water filtration pitchers...
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 01:00:04 PM from Twitter Web Client