F- at corn hole with strangers. Lost all 3 games like 21-5

Thursday, August 21, 2014 03:10:04 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm forcin Maresca to bang this Van Halen chick. He's got no choice.

Thursday, August 21, 2014 01:48:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm all about these nurses giving out jello shots out of syringes.

Thursday, August 21, 2014 01:37:48 PM from Twitter for Android

These coronas are going down really smooth you guys. #4, but I don't see any nearby pissas. Sux

Thursday, August 21, 2014 01:15:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh I see how it is... Princess Anna wants that dick juice

Wednesday, August 20, 2014 11:01:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, Disney

Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:57:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Gonna watch Frozen to see what all the fuss is about. First scene. Question. How'd they chop ice into perfect blocks that easily?

Wednesday, August 20, 2014 10:37:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Also jammin to Salt N Pepa with @MalJNew and I'm not sad about it.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014 09:45:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I just said eh like a Canadian and I don't even know why

Wednesday, August 20, 2014 09:45:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean... It kinda tastes like hospital food, but its iight.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014 08:17:53 PM from Twitter for Android

On call for a week straight. FML.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014 06:31:49 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: I'm officially over the summer. Give me the Fall ASAP.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014 01:56:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev Since I updated to 376.45, I cannot use Filezilla to SFTP the router. This used to work, now it throws exitcode 127. Ideas?

Tuesday, August 19, 2014 05:28:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

My team didn't do so badly tonight. Second place aka first loser!

Monday, August 18, 2014 08:56:49 PM from Twitter for Android