Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

RT @DadBoner: "Tonight on the news, idiots bombed each other. Also, a piece of trash shot some poor guy. But first, BK Chicken Fries are ba…

@LennonImagine Not complaining at all. At 48 PTO per year, this is THE BEST JARB EVAR

Guy next to me was blasting dubstep all day in his headphones. The one time I accidentally let some air out, he's not listening #fail

Buffer zone, people. If there are other empty stalls don't come shit right next to me asshole

A test or two...

So is it normal to be accruing 2 days of vacation every 15 day pay period? Why do I even bother coming in so much?

Pretty intense screaming match going on between our Russian SysOps guy and TMobile customer support. I'd hate to be that rep....

I MUST Buy Sonic Highways on Vinyl: http://t.co/NJMUEUqUZn Those album covers tho

I just editited the db for my twitter app and probably broke it. #shit

So if you're traveling 99% of the speed of light for one day, a year on earth would've gone by?

But here's the thing: Close your eyes and count to 5. It'd take the same moment on earth and at the speed of light so blow me!

Shit. Just watched a Stephen Hawking documentary and now I 100% understand the concept of traveling forward in time

@MalJNew @NYCTSubway someone probably got murdered there

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

And with that 3 run Orioles shot, Cuncel da saeson. #Yankees #Cuncel