Looks like the kids are sharper on the drinking game skills than us old folks. @Fantasy_Mania #fm14 http://t.co/kGMPOQI6lP

Monday, July 28, 2014 12:24:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Protip: Don't drunkenly text your boss that......

Sunday, July 27, 2014 01:49:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Texted my boss: " Christ. I'm trying to win at beer pong. Why can't we pause the alerting when we patch?"

Sunday, July 27, 2014 12:09:58 AM from Twitter for Android

tell deez nuts to pause the fuckin alerting so I don't get my fuckin phone blown up in the middle of beer pong when I'm on call

Sunday, July 27, 2014 12:07:52 AM from Twitter for Android

For your latest Connecticut heroin overdose news, follow @tomwcleary, Breaking news editor at the NH Register

Saturday, July 26, 2014 09:37:59 PM from Twitter for Android

How many times do I have to tell these guys to stop taking shots and cheers-ing my penis

Saturday, July 26, 2014 09:22:31 PM from Twitter for Android

And Sacred Heart won by a run. 😠

Saturday, July 26, 2014 08:59:24 PM from Twitter for Android

This Fairfield/ Sacred Heart baseball drinking game is getting intense

Saturday, July 26, 2014 08:26:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: Younger people will ALWAYS win at drinking games.

Saturday, July 26, 2014 05:51:41 PM from Twitter for Android

THE RUSTIEST at drinking games 😠

Saturday, July 26, 2014 05:47:06 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1990, George H.W. Bush signed the Americans With Disabilities Act, which led directly to his son becoming presiden…

Saturday, July 26, 2014 03:38:21 PM from Twitter for Android

There is something extremely satisfying about that snap when opening a Snapple bottle. Is that why its called Snapple? #mindblown

Saturday, July 26, 2014 03:24:02 PM from Twitter for Android

AT MY SIGNAL, UNLEASH HELL @Fantasy_Mania @tomwcleary @Onethirdof3x5 @Lessard_Eric #fm14 (see y'all tomorrow)

Saturday, July 26, 2014 12:23:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Who's blocking the entire sidewalk and creating a jam of people? Group of Asian tourists. As I expected.

Friday, July 25, 2014 07:08:25 PM from Twitter for Android

The fuck does this guy want at 5:40 on a summer Friday... Can't you see this is dedicated Reddit time?

Friday, July 25, 2014 05:38:49 PM from Twitter Web Client