So I had a server maintenance tonight to swap out config files to prep for go-live. App broke. (see next tweet)

Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

We just hired someone named Lynzi. Pretty sure this is the West Virginia way of spelling Lindsay

Sunday, July 20, 2014 10:02:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm hot and all I do is win

Saturday, July 19, 2014 09:50:02 PM from Twitter for Android

You know you're at an Ohio wedding when the groomsmen roll in with Lebron and Manziel jerseys.

Saturday, July 19, 2014 06:35:32 PM from Twitter for Android

The Middle East is all kinds of fucked up: http://t.co/IpSWpFnp0j

Saturday, July 19, 2014 11:52:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Google sucks. Why is it god damn impossible to find the video manager on youtube? Where is the shit I uploaded assholes?

Saturday, July 19, 2014 02:34:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

Google needs to fix this fucking hangouts bug on Android, filed by yours truly. Drives me BATSHIT. https://t.co/cvxgvSRkfs

Saturday, July 19, 2014 02:31:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

Not a good look... @ I 71 http://t.co/8CqOK7FkNE

Friday, July 18, 2014 12:19:58 PM from Instagram

Heading to Cleveland today, sports capital of the US & A! Gonna hang with Lebron, Johnny Football and see this stuff: http://t.co/WFRc0hfTWP

Friday, July 18, 2014 10:50:27 AM from Twitter for Android

my batch scripts tell it like it is http://t.co/HvSGHC22sN

Thursday, July 17, 2014 01:16:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: I'm no aviation navigator but you probably shouldn't fly planes over places where people shoot down planes.

Thursday, July 17, 2014 12:55:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fantastic news! Bugs I filed in 2010 are just being resolved now

Thursday, July 17, 2014 12:54:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Protip: Do not watch this video at work and expect NOT to lose your shit in hysteric fits... https://t.co/MRPWdUnBpj

Thursday, July 17, 2014 09:06:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Boss just proved me wrong in an email. Almost replied "Sorry that my superior brain cannot comprehend poorly designed systems"

Wednesday, July 16, 2014 03:22:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

@DowntownNYC Lower Manhattan is a fucking shithole

Wednesday, July 16, 2014 02:45:40 PM from Twitter Web Client