@RMerlinDev are the Asus routers affected by this? http://t.co/6fV490w2mZ

Sunday, August 31, 2014 12:13:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@KFCBarstool Clancy. I can't change my channel and this is bullshit. Switching back to Time Warner. J/k #fios http://t.co/V9B1kUcnI7

Sunday, August 31, 2014 01:34:15 AM from Twitter for Android

They just left the strip club because the girls there didn't have big enough boobs. Come on..

Saturday, August 30, 2014 11:56:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Once again, Selena can't get enough of that dick juice http://t.co/AzHWRFz3Ki

Saturday, August 30, 2014 11:11:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Bartender HOOKED us up before last call

Saturday, August 30, 2014 10:00:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Entire table is away mingling so I can sneak one out.

(A fart)

Saturday, August 30, 2014 08:04:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Rolled up to the Church blasting Pimp Juice #causemylifeisdopeandidodopethings

Saturday, August 30, 2014 02:19:59 PM from Twitter for Android

90s on 9 SiriusXM is kill in it right now.

Saturday, August 30, 2014 10:19:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Dem times when your coworkers post horrifying plump child tbts from the early 80s #gross

Friday, August 29, 2014 12:08:21 AM from Twitter for Android

GET ON OUR LEVEL #TURNT http://t.co/XRirwtlWnO

Thursday, August 28, 2014 11:16:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I've been slacking on twitter lately. Probably because I stopped drinking and got lame. So now I'm gonna drink and be awesome on Twitter

Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:50:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopANDslam is that app out for android?

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:42:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Real Housewives of Disney: Poor job casting Jasmine. She's too white for me...

Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:42:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Gotta love that Yankees/Giants life @BarstoolJJ @KFCBarstool

In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet

Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:25:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Why does my tom Collins taste like weed?

Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:15:52 PM from Twitter for Android