Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I just editited the db for my twitter app and probably broke it. #shit

So if you're traveling 99% of the speed of light for one day, a year on earth would've gone by?

But here's the thing: Close your eyes and count to 5. It'd take the same moment on earth and at the speed of light so blow me!

Shit. Just watched a Stephen Hawking documentary and now I 100% understand the concept of traveling forward in time

@MalJNew @NYCTSubway someone probably got murdered there

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And with that 3 run Orioles shot, Cuncel da saeson. #Yankees #Cuncel

@dannyrob88 What the fuck is #etvbtt and why do you tweet it 95 times a day?

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In case you ever wanted to know why an exclamation point is called a bang: http://t.co/aQyyW7DNyy

It's 4am. Bedtime sounds about right for my 7:30 maintenance + full workday 😥

The fact that it's 2014 and phones still connect to EDGE or 1X is utter bullshit. Deprecate!!!!

Not listening to anything these morons say in this meeting because it's just a fight about branching and environments... every time.

Everyone please unfollow @BuzzFeed on the grounds that I keep getting obnoxuous timeline ads that my followers follow it. #Whocares

Have a question to everyone doing the ice bucket challenge. Why do you put in the ice 2 seconds before dumping it? It's still warm assholes