@ky9 Cuncel America. There is no more hope.

Thursday, September 11, 2014 08:02:06 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm not paying any attention to this Skype call whatsoever. Zero. #uselessmeetings

Wednesday, September 10, 2014 10:46:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

The cars are really shiny today

Wednesday, September 10, 2014 08:17:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Misquoted in the office today, talking about smartphone size "Yours doesn't feel as good in the hand as mine does"

Tuesday, September 09, 2014 06:05:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why aren't there more bank of Americas on 10th ave cunts

Sunday, September 07, 2014 07:02:29 PM from Twitter for Android

This bartendress can put the sorting hat on me all she wants

Sunday, September 07, 2014 06:38:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Was about to quote something overheard at this bar but it is beyond too vile for my newly public twitter account

Sunday, September 07, 2014 05:51:09 PM from Twitter for Android

I will forever regret never being a drummer in a rock band. #davegrohlteachmetheways

Sunday, September 07, 2014 05:48:23 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @PaulONeillYES: Tip of the gap to ya Jete

Sunday, September 07, 2014 05:06:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Barkeep: bring me a Tito's and soda because this house vodka soda tastes like it's for the poors

Sunday, September 07, 2014 04:59:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I am so impressed with Android and the direction of Motorola. They are finally getting it right!

Saturday, September 06, 2014 02:16:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Just dropped a ten spot in the shitter

Saturday, September 06, 2014 01:22:14 AM from Twitter for Android

@mich_amore no treble

Saturday, September 06, 2014 01:18:31 AM from Twitter for Android

The Indians would blow this game... Bases juiced, 0 outs...

Friday, September 05, 2014 10:17:06 PM from Twitter for Android