http://t.co/Y9SE3no3gV

Wednesday, September 17, 2014 09:11:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Playing dos games while I wait on this deployment. #causemylifeisdopeandidodopeshit

Wednesday, September 17, 2014 09:59:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

LOL lets make changes to our payment processing and not test it before we release it to all our clients

Wednesday, September 17, 2014 09:27:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

After minutes of intense discussion and complex calculus solving, the supermarket finally exchanged my outdated butter

Tuesday, September 16, 2014 06:55:06 PM from Twitter for Android

The management where I work are bigger bumbling idiots than Jim Dolan and his kazoo band

Tuesday, September 16, 2014 05:32:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

NEED https://t.co/GxUV7ig5lg

Tuesday, September 16, 2014 05:21:40 PM from Twitter for Websites

These jag offs literally can't do anything without me

Tuesday, September 16, 2014 04:01:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande http://t.co/EkpeLuTpqJ

Tuesday, September 16, 2014 09:00:37 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Is it October 17th yet? Need my Sonic Highways fix. DAVE COME AT ME

Tuesday, September 16, 2014 03:50:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: You're an Absolute Douchecanoe if you Dress Like This http://bit.ly/1m6tY3W

Monday, September 15, 2014 04:25:30 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Nice Drupal favicon on the new corporate website, asshats

Monday, September 15, 2014 12:51:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Legit just did a full loop around the office to avoid small talk with the CTO

Monday, September 15, 2014 12:35:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Where I work, we put bad code under our pillows at night and expect the bug fairy to fix it.

Monday, September 15, 2014 11:15:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Find it hysterical that there's a show called black-ish. Gonna create a show called The Whities and see how the crowd reacts to that one...

Monday, September 15, 2014 10:37:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 Would murder them if they put heat on my train this early.

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Monday, September 15, 2014 09:47:11 AM from Twitter Web Client