Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

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I think I just got a cold within the past 45 minutes #sniffle

New blog post: What's The Problem Here? http://bit.ly/1w8l4md

I did a shot of whiskey an hour ago and chased it with a sip of grapefruit beer. The whiskey is fine. The beer is repeating on me. #FML

@mich_amore yeah these weeks are bullshit. They need to go quicker. Although I don't fancy getting older...

My taxi driver is basically Turtle from Entourage. He's also listening to hockey on the radio #white

"Special appearance by owner Dick Cantwell" Love how cocky this guy is. "I own this brewery, bitch. Get a load of me" http://t.co/iBmpE8eOkB

@BarstoolJJ @BarstoolTrent The corn really sucks here in NYC, so I don't see how Trent would make it here.

I just found out that the office beer/keg supply operation is still being run by an ex-employee

The MTA will never, ever, EVER have trains this good: http://t.co/oCANMSZD1a

Powershell is pissing me off. If it formats the output to a table, how do I get one value's string so I can use it later?

I don't care if I was interviewing @Pontifex at Sirius. If Dave Grohl walked by, I'd run right after him, mid-interview @RockNationRadio

Hyper-V is the worst piece of shit hypervisor there is. The management of it is the most convoluted

Cloudflare is a really shitty CDN

Walking down the street in a gray Stags hoodie and gray sweatpants. A middle school kid just called out "hey coach!" Spot on, son. Spot on.