Playing dos games while I wait on this deployment. #causemylifeisdopeandidodopeshit
Wednesday, September 17, 2014 09:59:38 AM from Twitter Web Client
LOL lets make changes to our payment processing and not test it before we release it to all our clients
Wednesday, September 17, 2014 09:27:44 AM from Twitter Web Client
After minutes of intense discussion and complex calculus solving, the supermarket finally exchanged my outdated butter
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 06:55:06 PM from Twitter for Android
The management where I work are bigger bumbling idiots than Jim Dolan and his kazoo band
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 05:32:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
These jag offs literally can't do anything without me
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 04:01:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande http://t.co/EkpeLuTpqJ
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 09:00:37 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Is it October 17th yet? Need my Sonic Highways fix. DAVE COME AT ME
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 03:50:27 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: You're an Absolute Douchecanoe if you Dress Like This http://bit.ly/1m6tY3W
Monday, September 15, 2014 04:25:30 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Nice Drupal favicon on the new corporate website, asshats
Monday, September 15, 2014 12:51:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
Legit just did a full loop around the office to avoid small talk with the CTO
Monday, September 15, 2014 12:35:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Where I work, we put bad code under our pillows at night and expect the bug fairy to fix it.
Monday, September 15, 2014 11:15:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
Find it hysterical that there's a show called black-ish. Gonna create a show called The Whities and see how the crowd reacts to that one...
Monday, September 15, 2014 10:37:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Would murder them if they put heat on my train this early.
Monday, September 15, 2014 09:47:11 AM from Twitter Web Client