My hair is on another level
Saturday, September 20, 2014 03:17:40 PM from Twitter for Android
@LennonImagine Mikey and I may or may not dance for you (maybe in our underwear)
Saturday, September 20, 2014 02:37:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck. Considering the universe's vastness and trillion year history/ evolution, nothing really matters
Saturday, September 20, 2014 01:21:00 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm having a very difficult time not drumming on the table with my chopsticks
Friday, September 19, 2014 11:13:23 PM from Twitter for Android
This is bullshit. I'm in Koreatown and Niraj and or Sam aren't here to buy me Korean BBQ. 😠ðŸ˜
Friday, September 19, 2014 10:16:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Am I the only person on Earth not really into Queen?
Friday, September 19, 2014 08:08:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Rick roll'd at karaoke. Hasn't happened to me in years. http://t.co/GArxYvt063
Friday, September 19, 2014 07:45:19 PM from Twitter for Android
We've got this Selenium guy who just cant fucking write tests that work for shit. So. Many. False. Positives. Bro get your life together.
Friday, September 19, 2014 05:22:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
"Have you ever gone and Facebook and been like 'FUCK, THEIR CPU SEEMS KINDA HIGH?' No, you say 'Facebook is slow today'" -@BadPointer #32pac
Friday, September 19, 2014 02:33:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
Shit the Dandys are in Brooklyn tonight. I must see them
Friday, September 19, 2014 01:38:08 PM from Twitter for Android
I just walked in and everyone is pissing me off already. Please explain how I get 3 bugs assigned to me before 6AM
Friday, September 19, 2014 09:20:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
Verizon 4G sux. Entire train ride and I can't even load a mobile webpage. Took me 4 attempts to tweet this, but I have full 4G
Friday, September 19, 2014 08:25:00 AM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu SEO master in training
Thursday, September 18, 2014 09:18:08 PM from Twitter for Android