Wasted

Saturday, September 20, 2014 03:43:17 PM from Twitter for Android

My hair is on another level

Saturday, September 20, 2014 03:17:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@LennonImagine Mikey and I may or may not dance for you (maybe in our underwear)

Saturday, September 20, 2014 02:37:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck. Considering the universe's vastness and trillion year history/ evolution, nothing really matters

Saturday, September 20, 2014 01:21:00 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm having a very difficult time not drumming on the table with my chopsticks

Friday, September 19, 2014 11:13:23 PM from Twitter for Android

This is bullshit. I'm in Koreatown and Niraj and or Sam aren't here to buy me Korean BBQ. 😠😠

Friday, September 19, 2014 10:16:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Am I the only person on Earth not really into Queen?

Friday, September 19, 2014 08:08:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Rick roll'd at karaoke. Hasn't happened to me in years. http://t.co/GArxYvt063

Friday, September 19, 2014 07:45:19 PM from Twitter for Android

We've got this Selenium guy who just cant fucking write tests that work for shit. So. Many. False. Positives. Bro get your life together.

Friday, September 19, 2014 05:22:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Have you ever gone and Facebook and been like 'FUCK, THEIR CPU SEEMS KINDA HIGH?' No, you say 'Facebook is slow today'" -@BadPointer #32pac

Friday, September 19, 2014 02:33:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Shit the Dandys are in Brooklyn tonight. I must see them

Friday, September 19, 2014 01:38:08 PM from Twitter for Android

#hatehatehate

Friday, September 19, 2014 09:26:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just walked in and everyone is pissing me off already. Please explain how I get 3 bugs assigned to me before 6AM

Friday, September 19, 2014 09:20:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Verizon 4G sux. Entire train ride and I can't even load a mobile webpage. Took me 4 attempts to tweet this, but I have full 4G

Friday, September 19, 2014 08:25:00 AM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu SEO master in training

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Thursday, September 18, 2014 09:18:08 PM from Twitter for Android