My girlfriend is black
Sunday, September 28, 2014 03:41:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, ain't nothing better than a bunch of white girls singing No Scrubs at brunch
Sunday, September 28, 2014 02:58:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Drupal is down. I could fix it, but ima let our Linux guy handle that
Sunday, September 28, 2014 02:58:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Saw a USAF Vet sticker on someone, I legit thought it meant veterinarian rather than veteran & asked if pets were in the air force #blonde
Saturday, September 27, 2014 09:41:42 PM from Twitter for Android
I could print this funnel cake on a 3D printer faster than these jokeshops
Saturday, September 27, 2014 07:53:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Shouldn't take 15 minutes to order a funnel cake and you should print cards where the barcodes don't scratch off so easily. @LunaParkNYC
Saturday, September 27, 2014 07:50:43 PM from Twitter for Android
You know it's an authentic, legit Italian pizzaria when they've got a postcard of @Pontifex by the register
Saturday, September 27, 2014 01:44:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Conference call in one ear. Snoop (Lion?) in the other. Doggystyle
Friday, September 26, 2014 03:41:44 PM from Twitter Web Client
LOL DRUPAL. So glad I washed my hands of that bullshit. So much drama between Marketing and SysOps because Drupal BLOWS.
Friday, September 26, 2014 03:18:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
#YeahJeets (I cried a little. What are ya gonna do)
Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:33:51 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: Thats the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. #RE2PECT
Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:28:48 PM from Twitter for Android
But this is how loud Yankee Stadium was in the late 90s most times
Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:04:14 PM from Twitter for Android