Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Dem times when your coworkers post horrifying plump child tbts from the early 80s #gross

I've been slacking on twitter lately. Probably because I stopped drinking and got lame. So now I'm gonna drink and be awesome on Twitter

@scoopANDslam is that app out for android?

Real Housewives of Disney: Poor job casting Jasmine. She's too white for me...

Gotta love that Yankees/Giants life @BarstoolJJ @KFCBarstool

Why does my tom Collins taste like weed?

Yeahhhhh. Not carrying myself too well you guys. Bossman just said I was being too loud.#amaturehour

Pretty sure I smell like a brewery to anyone I keep running my mouth to. because I'm talking A LOT. My boss is laughing at me. HE KNOWS

I am sick of hearing this guy's fucking voice on conference calls. Die in a bus fire.

Need moar tito's shots

Accidentally took a 2 hr lunch and hung out with this older degenerate at the bar.

This Kermit the frog Detroit fan over here at the bar...

Because of the way our network is segmented, we just quadrupled our firewall traffic by adding a load balancer. For fuck's sake!

Killed a moth like a boss right as it was sliding under my closet door to eat my suits.