I'm at @MakingStrides Against Breast Cancer in Purchase, NY w/ @maljnew https://www.swarmapp.com/c/lHWfH6PafsT

Sunday, October 19, 2014 09:56:21 AM from Foursquare

@RMerlinDev Flashed my RT68U twice with 376.47, but my version still reports 376.45. Ideas?

Saturday, October 18, 2014 03:52:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

My eyes are sweating

Saturday, October 18, 2014 01:45:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Dat grungy keyboard doe

Saturday, October 18, 2014 01:02:04 AM from Twitter for Android

No idea how Taylor can drum and sing perfectly without getting winded

Saturday, October 18, 2014 01:00:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Dave marry me

Saturday, October 18, 2014 12:58:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Omg this concert. #foo

Saturday, October 18, 2014 12:36:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Taylor calling out props to Cheap Trick @RockNationRadio #SonicHighways

Friday, October 17, 2014 11:32:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I was looking for a diamond but found a quarter. - Sonic Highways

Friday, October 17, 2014 11:26:36 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG SONIC HIGHWAYS

Friday, October 17, 2014 11:16:48 PM from Twitter for Android

SO excited for Sonic Highways tonight and then a live For Fighters concert after the premier on Facebook com/hbo

Friday, October 17, 2014 08:55:37 PM from Twitter for Android

How come people from India and Russia always say "I will do the needful" It's such a shitty mistranslation

Friday, October 17, 2014 03:33:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Protip from one of my system engineers regarding not getting viruses: "Stop watching frickin porn on the production servers"

Friday, October 17, 2014 03:04:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Absolutely not one person wants to do a Jaeger bomb with me and they're have off. COME ON

Thursday, October 16, 2014 09:39:02 PM from Twitter for Android

When I open my bar, vodka crans are gonna be called Vagina Juice

Thursday, October 16, 2014 08:32:05 PM from Twitter for Android