Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Happy birthday Mal's mom!

Watching Sonic Highways and from what I hear so far this D.C song is gonna be badass

I NEED LOLLIPOP ON MY MOTO X IMMEJITLY

Pull the train out of the station, cunts.

Those fuckin movable platform shits at 14th st broke. What kind of asshole designed a circular platform that requires extenders

F- commute on the 4/5 this morning. Train went 2 mph the whole way from GCT to Fulton... when it was even moving

No idea why my jaw is killing me. I didn't chew anything crazy to exert it. The fuck did I get - tetanus?

I've been spending way too much time with git as of late...

@BarstoolJJ My company has lunch and learns. It's BYOL... Attendance is near 0

I'd rather be treating Ebola patients in West Africa than listening to this bumbling idiot

If you drown yourself in perfume that smells like toilet bowl cleaner on a crowded subway, you should off yourself

Gotta be FUCKING KIDDING ME. I love how we find out on rollout night that there are modified configs. Jesus H. Christ

SOUND THE ALARMS. I DELETED iamabanana.txt from our prod servers and our OSSEC shit went wild. Panic ensued. http://t.co/ri8M8EYA1g

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My grandma was commenting on a 71 year old getting married for the first time: "She's cleaning the cobwebs out"