Christ. Everything is free in Ohio.

Tuesday, September 02, 2014 06:23:05 PM from Twitter for Android

It takes a lot to get me drunk, but one of these mags got me good. Jeez

Tuesday, September 02, 2014 05:30:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I've used up five years worth of my chick flick quota in like 2 days...

Tuesday, September 02, 2014 01:22:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Why do you do this to me, Fairfield... Why? http://t.co/2BY1g4xbhq

Tuesday, September 02, 2014 12:32:41 PM from Twitter for Android

A bunch of pictures of me next to some Dave Grohl artwork #IfMyPhoneGotHacked

Monday, September 01, 2014 11:07:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Movie the gf is watching with her momma is depressing the fuck out of me, so if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go look at JLaw's titties

Monday, September 01, 2014 01:04:32 AM from Twitter for Android

SO COOL (@ Dave Grohl Alley in OH w/ @maljnew) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/54037c5d498e8583ff55eb5b?s=_0vymnafnkX-5rgjQRkOCSU9zyA&ref=tw http://t.co/7NegF19Fjj

Sunday, August 31, 2014 03:49:50 PM from Foursquare

@RMerlinDev are the Asus routers affected by this? http://t.co/6fV490w2mZ

Sunday, August 31, 2014 12:13:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@KFCBarstool Clancy. I can't change my channel and this is bullshit. Switching back to Time Warner. J/k #fios http://t.co/V9B1kUcnI7

Sunday, August 31, 2014 01:34:15 AM from Twitter for Android

They just left the strip club because the girls there didn't have big enough boobs. Come on..

Saturday, August 30, 2014 11:56:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Once again, Selena can't get enough of that dick juice http://t.co/AzHWRFz3Ki

Saturday, August 30, 2014 11:11:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Bartender HOOKED us up before last call

Saturday, August 30, 2014 10:00:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Entire table is away mingling so I can sneak one out.

(A fart)

Saturday, August 30, 2014 08:04:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Rolled up to the Church blasting Pimp Juice #causemylifeisdopeandidodopethings

Saturday, August 30, 2014 02:19:59 PM from Twitter for Android

90s on 9 SiriusXM is kill in it right now.

Saturday, August 30, 2014 10:19:53 AM from Twitter for Android