Who the fuck does this guy think he is interrupting me telling my boss about important release procedures about his bougie Williamsburg bar

Thursday, November 06, 2014 06:38:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wait a sec... You mean to tell me the 90s aren't 10 years ago anymore? #thefuck

Thursday, November 06, 2014 05:40:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Release in two days? Its coo, you can find me over at the bar.

Thursday, November 06, 2014 03:57:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Bullshit. didn't get one. http://t.co/7c3aVRz6NV

Thursday, November 06, 2014 12:58:24 AM from feedly cloud

@__JLu Simmons is devastated. #FreeSimmons

Monday, November 03, 2014 03:04:28 PM from Twitter for Android

It's rude that @MalJNew's Browns are better than the NY football Giants. Why is this even a thing?

Monday, November 03, 2014 01:25:01 PM from Twitter for Android

I just missed this shot. #cubceldapool http://t.co/Oaoa6zFgRY

Sunday, November 02, 2014 10:29:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Lollll

Saturday, November 01, 2014 10:31:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg. Heard this mashup playing unreal tournament in 2002 and couldn't find it since. So sick! https://t.co/KkUPnYTIx1

Saturday, November 01, 2014 10:02:40 PM from Twitter for Android

The apples on my sangria right now are SUGAR

Saturday, November 01, 2014 02:23:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I was trying to txt someone "suck it" but instead I sent "stuck or" #drunkie

Saturday, November 01, 2014 02:14:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Sonic Highways last night was superb. Fuckin Dolly Parton, Zac Brown and Dave Grohl for the win.

Saturday, November 01, 2014 02:09:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy Mexican Sugar Skull Day (or whatever they call it)

Saturday, November 01, 2014 01:39:15 PM from Twitter for Android

@BarstoolJJ 's walk of shame tweets are killing me

Saturday, November 01, 2014 01:34:39 PM from Twitter for Android