Is it October 17th yet? Need my Sonic Highways fix. DAVE COME AT ME
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 03:50:27 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: You're an Absolute Douchecanoe if you Dress Like This http://bit.ly/1m6tY3W
Monday, September 15, 2014 04:25:30 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Nice Drupal favicon on the new corporate website, asshats
Monday, September 15, 2014 12:51:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
Legit just did a full loop around the office to avoid small talk with the CTO
Monday, September 15, 2014 12:35:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Where I work, we put bad code under our pillows at night and expect the bug fairy to fix it.
Monday, September 15, 2014 11:15:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
Find it hysterical that there's a show called black-ish. Gonna create a show called The Whities and see how the crowd reacts to that one...
Monday, September 15, 2014 10:37:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Would murder them if they put heat on my train this early.
Monday, September 15, 2014 09:47:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
Testing!
Sunday, September 14, 2014 07:25:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
Cuncel da release
Sunday, September 14, 2014 05:17:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
Someone get ConEd on standby, blowing this place up with the amount of gas I'm rippin out.
Saturday, September 13, 2014 11:18:26 PM from Twitter for Android
I wish I was so baller that my band would play secret underground shows as The Holy Shits
Saturday, September 13, 2014 12:43:52 PM from Twitter for Android
"I'm like a human lube." "Christina Agulera looks like she threw up a Spanish omelette" -Mikey
Saturday, September 13, 2014 01:55:37 AM from Twitter for Android
The most hysterical Beyoncé vs Britney debate is happening between @Luigitime and @MichaelShatin and @MalJNew is missing it all.
Saturday, September 13, 2014 01:39:19 AM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 Enjoy Los Mets night
Friday, September 12, 2014 08:55:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Ran into a 45 year old @tomwcleary at the bar
Friday, September 12, 2014 08:52:14 PM from Twitter for Android