Coworker discussion with X:
[4:54:37 PM] Xtina: and [he] doesn't talk like he deepthroated a bullhorn"
Monday, September 22, 2014 04:54:22 PM from Twitter Web Client
@kellyomealia @kerbear88 ladies: http://t.co/z2CTbjUNjF
Sunday, September 21, 2014 10:39:27 PM from Twitter for Android
RBI double. #yeahjeets
Sunday, September 21, 2014 03:33:32 PM from Twitter for Android
This humidity shouldn't be legal
Sunday, September 21, 2014 11:35:25 AM from Twitter for Android
I totally called it that jlaw was a nasty minx two years ago in this tweet: https://t.co/2MoEsgjs0t #amirite
Sunday, September 21, 2014 08:14:53 AM from Twitter for Android
Accidentally bit my coaster in half http://t.co/hD1yPyYGsl
Saturday, September 20, 2014 04:22:59 PM from Twitter for Android
@Waspito so sad. Mals puppy's mom had a buncha pups and a few of them passed away of that's sad
Saturday, September 20, 2014 04:18:25 PM from Twitter for Android
My hair is on another level
Saturday, September 20, 2014 03:17:40 PM from Twitter for Android
@LennonImagine Mikey and I may or may not dance for you (maybe in our underwear)
Saturday, September 20, 2014 02:37:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck. Considering the universe's vastness and trillion year history/ evolution, nothing really matters
Saturday, September 20, 2014 01:21:00 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm having a very difficult time not drumming on the table with my chopsticks
Friday, September 19, 2014 11:13:23 PM from Twitter for Android
This is bullshit. I'm in Koreatown and Niraj and or Sam aren't here to buy me Korean BBQ. 😠ðŸ˜
Friday, September 19, 2014 10:16:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Am I the only person on Earth not really into Queen?
Friday, September 19, 2014 08:08:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Rick roll'd at karaoke. Hasn't happened to me in years. http://t.co/GArxYvt063
Friday, September 19, 2014 07:45:19 PM from Twitter for Android