@ky9 I thoroughly enjoy reading your students' cray cray quotes
Tuesday, September 30, 2014 05:57:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
I work with a bunch of fuckin clueless idiots. I wish I had video of this fuckin joke standing over me telling me to do useless things
Tuesday, September 30, 2014 11:35:36 AM from Twitter for Android
I think Brian's run is over and it's time for a change "First things first: Find a general manager" http://t.co/xJaRAf87gj
If you spend a half billion dollars in the offseason and miss the playoffs, you're a miserable failure, you guys.
Tuesday, September 30, 2014 10:15:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
Though of the day: if Styrofoam is polystyrene, does monostyrene exist?
Monday, September 29, 2014 05:07:14 PM from Twitter for Android
This Simpsons Family Guy is legit
Sunday, September 28, 2014 09:12:00 PM from Twitter for Android
My girlfriend is black
Sunday, September 28, 2014 03:41:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, ain't nothing better than a bunch of white girls singing No Scrubs at brunch
Sunday, September 28, 2014 02:58:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Drupal is down. I could fix it, but ima let our Linux guy handle that
Sunday, September 28, 2014 02:58:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Saw a USAF Vet sticker on someone, I legit thought it meant veterinarian rather than veteran & asked if pets were in the air force #blonde
Saturday, September 27, 2014 09:41:42 PM from Twitter for Android
I could print this funnel cake on a 3D printer faster than these jokeshops
Saturday, September 27, 2014 07:53:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Shouldn't take 15 minutes to order a funnel cake and you should print cards where the barcodes don't scratch off so easily. @LunaParkNYC
Saturday, September 27, 2014 07:50:43 PM from Twitter for Android
You know it's an authentic, legit Italian pizzaria when they've got a postcard of @Pontifex by the register
Saturday, September 27, 2014 01:44:47 PM from Twitter for Android