I'm gonna go into my grandpa meeting and answer all of his questions with Yeah: https://t.co/fROS8Zqhd5

Monday, November 24, 2014 10:26:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Standing on line with my favorite Ecuadorian in the cold waiting for Foo Fighters tickets (@ Citi Field) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/5470a959498eeda256a1bcb8?s=91CV8SVPsw8qenEefPl3SAiPLuw&ref=tw

Saturday, November 22, 2014 10:19:07 AM from Foursquare

"But that's life. If you don't roll with it, you're gonna roll under it."

Friday, November 21, 2014 11:43:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Freddy, it's not acceptable to tell your girl that you can buy any pussy you want. Just... Don't

Friday, November 21, 2014 03:32:36 PM from Twitter for Android

My Adidas backpack is awesome on the grounds that it somehow fit two pairs of the gf's boots she got at Marshall's

Friday, November 21, 2014 02:11:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Eheyyy ant'ny you list'nin to the youtubes?

Friday, November 21, 2014 01:10:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Ooof. Celene Dion. Not a looker...

Friday, November 21, 2014 01:03:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Lezzzbe honest mal... Mariah Carey's honey video is on and just... Lezbehonest... 😁

Friday, November 21, 2014 12:58:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck I'm supposed to get up at 7 for work tomorrow, right? #balls

Friday, November 21, 2014 12:50:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Vinny and I are singlehandedly bringing the keyboard solo back

Friday, November 21, 2014 12:47:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Motorola is freaking sweet. Updated their gallery and camera yo material design in prep for lollipop

Friday, November 21, 2014 12:29:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Jets. Bills. Monday. Detroit... Shittiest teams, shittiest day of week, shittiest city. Attendance of 12. #dafuq

Friday, November 21, 2014 12:18:44 AM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew "Yo Vinny! Can I use your dental floss?" ... "I just got the red wine out of my teeth"

Friday, November 21, 2014 12:07:17 AM from Twitter for Android

Steve's got me drinking straight up whiskey #exhale

Thursday, November 20, 2014 11:24:11 PM from Twitter for Android

🎵STEADY AS SHE GOES🎵 (for real.. Not a single bad song was played here. Still)

Thursday, November 20, 2014 10:50:32 PM from Twitter for Android