@__JLu @kerbear88 never had BoA flag me for anything. #looksinnocently
Wednesday, December 03, 2014 05:28:27 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp... Nvm lol
Tuesday, December 02, 2014 01:05:38 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm OK puking to that shitty fuckin song oh Sherrie
Tuesday, December 02, 2014 12:33:40 AM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ
Tuesday, December 02, 2014 12:20:20 AM from Twitter for Android
Christ Vinny
Tuesday, December 02, 2014 12:20:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Beers go down much smoother when they're off my tab, ya heard?
Monday, December 01, 2014 10:10:35 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean... At this point, she's not even getting Eiffel towered. She's getting forklifted
Monday, December 01, 2014 09:54:19 PM from Twitter for Android
I judge how awesome I am based on looking at my tweets and measuring how batshit crazy they were.
Monday, December 01, 2014 09:46:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck off, I was in court all day
Monday, December 01, 2014 09:43:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Why do I only tweet good stuff when I've been drinking? Am I that boring otherwise?
Monday, December 01, 2014 09:23:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Natalia is gonna get it in tonight at this bar
Monday, December 01, 2014 09:22:57 PM from Twitter for Android
And furthermore Susan, let's discuss how much of a lesbian my gf is for Rihanna.
Monday, December 01, 2014 09:20:26 PM from Twitter for Android
So what's the protocol if you accidentally on purpose put drinks on your boss' tab?
Monday, December 01, 2014 09:14:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Happy bday to the biggest #abuserslist I know besides myself @__JLu
Sunday, November 30, 2014 05:28:58 PM from Twitter for Android
God bless me
Saturday, November 29, 2014 11:21:23 PM from Twitter for Android