Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

My new favorite way to describe bad UIs via @XtinaSchelin: "low-contrast unconsecrated dog shit" (on Skype's redesign)

I can't even take a shit in this place and our platform starts fucking up

Ah fuck it. MTA can do this every time, on the grounds that it's free (trying to be positive lol)

Trying to think of ways I can fuck over the MTA for inconveniencing me

Its so crowded the conductor can't even walk through

I'm not paying for this cocksucker train. Arrest me. You can't just show up late and run an inferior train and expect me to pay $15

What the fuck is this shit. 10 mins late and the run a train 4 cars short. Shit is packed worse than a subway car #mta #metronorth

Metro North assholes: the few times I take the 8:05, its 10 mins late every single time. The fuck

RT @nycradiogirl: Hey @foofighters no one is leaving Irving Plaza. Hundreds of people who played by the rules just got screwed.

Yellow, green, blue, black, white. Doesn't matter to me.

You block traffic and slow me down, you're an asshole

Was going to cab it home from Gramercy until I saw the assholes marching up Park Ave. Took the subway instead.

There's this middle aged programmer we call Special Mike because he worked on our discount module. Him and his wife are like the coolest

If I don't get my way tomorrow I might literally shake a bitch

Stein is only pretending he works here... Brilliant http://t.co/hYykQJDTSS

Experimenting with plague.io
Interesting concept...