Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

My taxi driver is basically Turtle from Entourage. He's also listening to hockey on the radio #white

"Special appearance by owner Dick Cantwell" Love how cocky this guy is. "I own this brewery, bitch. Get a load of me" http://t.co/iBmpE8eOkB

@BarstoolJJ @BarstoolTrent The corn really sucks here in NYC, so I don't see how Trent would make it here.

I just found out that the office beer/keg supply operation is still being run by an ex-employee

The MTA will never, ever, EVER have trains this good: http://t.co/oCANMSZD1a

Powershell is pissing me off. If it formats the output to a table, how do I get one value's string so I can use it later?

I don't care if I was interviewing @Pontifex at Sirius. If Dave Grohl walked by, I'd run right after him, mid-interview @RockNationRadio

Hyper-V is the worst piece of shit hypervisor there is. The management of it is the most convoluted

Cloudflare is a really shitty CDN

Walking down the street in a gray Stags hoodie and gray sweatpants. A middle school kid just called out "hey coach!" Spot on, son. Spot on.

To the bird that took a shit on my window screen... Screw you

@__JLu @kerbear88 they didn't send me to our datacenter yet and I'm one of their engineers

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Going in to get that vag looked at "Teixeira’s offseason objective: Health and strength" http://t.co/vOJn1gjRqu @barstooljj

Was about to get a coffee and the entire NYPD walked in front of me with complex orders. WELP

Additionally, I might actually get hammered by accident before my server maintenance. Fuck it. Last time I drunk rolled out it was perfect