At this rate, I'll be hammered before the unlimited boozy brunch...
Sunday, December 14, 2014 11:36:23 AM from Twitter for Android
In a cab. The guy on 99.5 right now is the cheesiest. Bro no one cares about whatever lip you're flappin. Straight up babbling
Saturday, December 13, 2014 01:25:48 AM from Twitter for Android
Stein: "10pm we can go to a rave" Me: "Stein. It's 12:15" Stein: "Yeah. 10 pm to 8am"
Saturday, December 13, 2014 12:17:12 AM from Twitter for Android
Stein forgot about Dre
Friday, December 12, 2014 11:38:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Joe Stein: "You can't scuff up someone's shoes in their own house"
Friday, December 12, 2014 11:13:42 PM from Twitter for Android
GF just burped beer in my face. Sexy.
Friday, December 12, 2014 10:32:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Everyone around me talks too fucking much
Friday, December 12, 2014 05:56:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
What's my motha fuckin name?
Friday, December 12, 2014 12:06:06 AM from Twitter for Android
"What a great thing to say to a senior vice president. Eat a dick. Have you considered eating a dick?"
Thursday, December 11, 2014 11:53:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Mal. You can't make meat pasta that tastes like my grandma's. Rude and awesome at the same time.
Thursday, December 11, 2014 11:36:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Where the fuck is the r train cunts
Thursday, December 11, 2014 07:56:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck you cunts @mta
Thursday, December 11, 2014 07:53:22 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm too drunk to figure out why this cocksucking thing doesn't compile so ima head to the bar and pick this up tomorrow.
Thursday, December 11, 2014 07:07:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just realized I only had a 200 calorie dark chocolate bar for lunch. No wonder this huge IPA is doing its job (to make everything suck less)
Thursday, December 11, 2014 05:42:57 PM from Twitter for Android