Protip: Having pickles and potato chips for lunch is not recommended due to reflux

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 03:18:48 PM from Twitter for Android

LOVE Slash http://t.co/KCu5VX1xTp

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 11:44:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

"You're not home yet and you're not even coming over? Come on. Dave grohl is on Letterman and I have an antenna like it's 1969"

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 11:59:00 PM from Twitter for Android

My VP got a gen2 Moto X and I'm gonna steal it from him

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 10:03:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Singing David's dogs at karaoke.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 09:00:33 PM from Twitter for Android

In desperate need of a go-to karaoke song

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 07:28:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Sorry rizqi hafidha, you aren't important enough to talk to me. #fukkencreepshow http://t.co/PZcdQJunCz

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 03:49:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Probably wouldn't take it that far, but that was a good guess

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 02:04:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nor sure if anyone noticed, but I'm obsessed with Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 02:01:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

How am I supposed to get any work done if I have Colin jib jabbin my ear off

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 11:57:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

THIS AGAIN: https://t.co/OdQrV9xtSX

Monday, October 13, 2014 06:22:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Secaucus Junction station: I've never smelled anything like it in my life #shithole

Monday, October 13, 2014 05:14:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin I can believe this. Was at a Kmart once and the 1989 terminal they had kept freezing...

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Monday, October 13, 2014 04:39:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Almost pulled a George Brett at this casino...

Sunday, October 12, 2014 07:52:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@dannyrob88 Not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix)

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Sunday, October 12, 2014 10:33:28 AM from Twitter for Android