Protip: Having pickles and potato chips for lunch is not recommended due to reflux
Wednesday, October 15, 2014 03:18:48 PM from Twitter for Android
"You're not home yet and you're not even coming over? Come on. Dave grohl is on Letterman and I have an antenna like it's 1969"
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 11:59:00 PM from Twitter for Android
My VP got a gen2 Moto X and I'm gonna steal it from him
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 10:03:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
Singing David's dogs at karaoke.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 09:00:33 PM from Twitter for Android
In desperate need of a go-to karaoke song
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 07:28:09 PM from Twitter for Android
Sorry rizqi hafidha, you aren't important enough to talk to me. #fukkencreepshow http://t.co/PZcdQJunCz
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 03:49:16 PM from Twitter Web Client
@__JLu Probably wouldn't take it that far, but that was a good guess
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 02:04:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
Nor sure if anyone noticed, but I'm obsessed with Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 02:01:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
How am I supposed to get any work done if I have Colin jib jabbin my ear off
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 11:57:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
Secaucus Junction station: I've never smelled anything like it in my life #shithole
Monday, October 13, 2014 05:14:09 PM from Twitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin I can believe this. Was at a Kmart once and the 1989 terminal they had kept freezing...
Monday, October 13, 2014 04:39:27 PM from Twitter for Android
Almost pulled a George Brett at this casino...
Sunday, October 12, 2014 07:52:32 PM from Twitter for Android
@dannyrob88 Not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix)
Sunday, October 12, 2014 10:33:28 AM from Twitter for Android