Not that there's anything wrong with that

Sunday, December 14, 2014 07:05:53 PM from Twitter for Android

In my career, just realized I slapped 2 out of 3 of my bosses asses. No homo.

Sunday, December 14, 2014 07:05:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Freddy told me he wasn't diggin the bartender, but he's still trying to bang her

Sunday, December 14, 2014 06:50:19 PM from Twitter for Android

If Vinny plays Rosanna or Oh Sherrie or any other Vagina song just one more time, I might yack.

Sunday, December 14, 2014 06:28:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da karaoke if these dudes are gonna sing lady music and put me to sleep

Sunday, December 14, 2014 05:14:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Bro. If you're gonna sing Whiney Houston, I'm straight up taking a nap

Sunday, December 14, 2014 04:38:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel Johnny Football

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:48:39 PM from Twitter for Android

My boy Pat is having a boy's day. Wifey's gone. Someone get this guy a leash

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:28:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Just found out I'm hammered

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:27:49 PM from Twitter for Android

🎵Should've been dead on a Sunday morning 🎵

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:25:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I know I'm a real fat fuck when I was trying to eat a chicken sandwich and bit my finger instead at full force

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:23:59 PM from Twitter for Android

The GF may or may not sing Creed at karaoke in honor of that dude losing his mind 😏

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:17:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Seal broken before I even got to the bar. Woof

Sunday, December 14, 2014 02:05:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Digging the Internet Explorer store in Astoria http://t.co/UnGSiMh6uZ

Sunday, December 14, 2014 02:03:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Its not the size of the table that matters. It's the amount of data you can fit in it.

Sunday, December 14, 2014 01:54:53 PM from Twitter for Android