Not one person is taking anything seriously today. Not one. Techno halloween music is thumpin' #cubehalloween

Friday, October 31, 2014 10:04:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Docent_Steve: This is the scariest pumpkin I have seen yet..... @CloudFlare #Error502 #BadGateway http://t.co/MlPArePMux

Thursday, October 30, 2014 05:16:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

F- Photoshop job by @NYDailyNews today on page 17 http://t.co/ZmokiMpGr3

Wednesday, October 29, 2014 02:28:39 PM from Twitter for Android

My third monitor has become my dedicated Dave Grohl concert video player

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 04:21:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

I lost to @MalJNew in Who am I? on #QuizUp https://t.co/1BZCPw5qCp

Monday, October 27, 2014 09:28:12 PM from Twitter for Android

There's a 75% chance this dude I know is a closet Dexter and plays this in his killroom: https://t.co/68jrpjDxoN

Monday, October 27, 2014 05:50:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

@XtinaSchelin they don't let you. Used to IMAP mail to Thunderbird and delete from there but that didn't work well

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Monday, October 27, 2014 11:55:28 AM from Twitter for Android

You have to be yourself or at least within confines

Sunday, October 26, 2014 01:40:37 AM from Twitter for Android

I think I may or may not have probably booked a 70s porn retreat for next weekend...

Saturday, October 25, 2014 11:44:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit I'm gettin hammered tonight

Saturday, October 25, 2014 10:49:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy birthday Mal's mom!

Saturday, October 25, 2014 10:29:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Watching Sonic Highways and from what I hear so far this D.C song is gonna be badass

Saturday, October 25, 2014 01:00:03 AM from Twitter for Android

I NEED LOLLIPOP ON MY MOTO X IMMEJITLY

Friday, October 24, 2014 01:14:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pull the train out of the station, cunts.

Thursday, October 23, 2014 09:19:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Those fuckin movable platform shits at 14th st broke. What kind of asshole designed a circular platform that requires extenders

Thursday, October 23, 2014 09:09:41 AM from Twitter for Android