Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@MalJNew Love live tweeting different situash-es. Makes for fine entertainment

Every time I install a WordPress update, it scares me that my Twitter plugin will break b/c I hacked the crap out of it and it's deprecated

Had to pull out my Ten record in honor of my boy Eddie Vedder's 50th birthday. (PS sing me to sleep Eddie)

@BarstoolJJ Sounds like the mistakes I make

NYC mayor's a fuckin asshole

I have an emergency question:

Is there any beer left in our keg?
And can I have it now?

Back in the office... Broke the seal already.

These beers are going down way too smooth

Baller last minute shopper status

Get a load of this cunt who doesn't say thanks when you hold the door

Wouldn't kill them to lower the heat on this train. Absurd.

I'm addicted to this damn Family Guy game. I set my alarm for 4am to battle the Yeti

60 on Christmas Eve and 50s the next day? Fuck this global warming assed shit. Its supposed to snow on Christmas. Horse shit.

In the tamiflu commercial where the guy oversized, the mini thermometer looks like he's smoking a joint. I was so confused.

Hone Alone is on. No one bother me.