Also, if I spend 30 seconds holding an elevator for you, the least you could do is give some kind of acknowlegement

Tuesday, November 11, 2014 06:35:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Under no circumstances should any kind of street meat cost $10. Shouldn't even be $5. Only for the tourists...

Tuesday, November 11, 2014 04:50:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Testing! Ya heard?

Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:43:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bynes is 100% on point. It should be against religion to follow uglies on Twitter. #AintGotNoTimeForThat

Tuesday, November 11, 2014 10:00:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Lil Terrio is blowing it up down the block from Vinny's. Pure chaos. http://t.co/GucObgtPoa

Monday, November 10, 2014 11:35:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Macaulay Culkin looks like a heroin addict corpse

Sunday, November 09, 2014 08:35:52 PM from Twitter for Android

The only thing this city's good for is cleaning out your bank account

Sunday, November 09, 2014 07:32:16 PM from Twitter for Android

This city pisses me the fuck off

Sunday, November 09, 2014 07:30:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Wasted

Sunday, November 09, 2014 05:22:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Can we get like topmeas maids to clean the place @MalJNew? I mean, I saw a van for it so it must be legit, right?

Sunday, November 09, 2014 05:05:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I just got hit on by a dude.

Sunday, November 09, 2014 03:44:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Ok, now he's getting concerned

Sunday, November 09, 2014 03:03:29 PM from Twitter for Android

My boss is at brunch with me watching me get shitfaced before tonight's server maintenance

Sunday, November 09, 2014 02:57:14 PM from Twitter for Android

To summarize my Saturday, I ended up drumming on the dinner table with plastic chopsticks

Sunday, November 09, 2014 02:49:36 PM from Twitter for Android