Bros. Turn off the heat here. Wasting energy. Its global warming out duh

Sunday, January 04, 2015 07:16:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Heat's on like 5 hundo in LaGuardia. I know why, but its not politically correct to say here.

Sunday, January 04, 2015 07:11:39 PM from Twitter for Android

This flight attendant is a straight up G

Sunday, January 04, 2015 05:37:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew put your phone in airplane mode joker. You're going to make us crash.

Sunday, January 04, 2015 05:36:38 PM from Twitter for Android

There's a fucking cat in this plane.

Sunday, January 04, 2015 05:35:50 PM from Twitter for Android

🎵Amen.... It was the feast or the famine🎵

Sunday, January 04, 2015 05:26:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@googlenexus When will I get 5.0.2 OTA for my 2012 Nexus 7? USB broke so I can't flash. Lollipop beyond crippled it. So slow, it's useless.

Saturday, January 03, 2015 09:20:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I just convinced a golden retriever I'm not shitfaced. Because she larrrrvvved mee when I got home.

Saturday, January 03, 2015 02:48:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ I thought it was 3:30 but the car clock keeps going ahead an hour for Jo reason

Saturday, January 03, 2015 02:47:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Mambo Number Five

Saturday, January 03, 2015 02:24:01 AM from Twitter for Android

I want Fun Dip so badly right now

Saturday, January 03, 2015 02:10:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Now I get how the Native Americans stayed warm

Saturday, January 03, 2015 01:36:02 AM from Twitter for Android

This is my style

Saturday, January 03, 2015 01:05:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Best part is the beer stays cold

Saturday, January 03, 2015 12:56:06 AM from Twitter for Android