Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Working here is like tattooing a band aid over a severed artery... We do half-assed workarounds and then refuse to go back and fix it right.

Literally dialed in to this portfolio review call from the shitter. Kinda how I feel about it.

I REAAAALLLLYYYY wish nude Kim Kardashians wouldn't show up in my Twitter feed k thx

[6:27:46 PM] i'm gonna go up there
[6:27:48 PM] shit on the floor
[6:27:51 PM] tell them to eat a dick
[6:27:52 PM] and walk out

Literary Skype genius from yesterday, during my Bynes breakdown (see next tweet)

.@MTA the 4/5 is a piece of shit subway line. Raise the fares and then continue your shitty service assholes http://t.co/k92uqCL2mF

Now that I get to leave this fuckin shithole, it's almost guaranteed that the motherless MTA will have some kind of train problem

I have one message for everyone right now http://t.co/Kw5tdmDrsk

Was in full Bynes meltdown mode today at work until I went to the bar. Then it was all okay

THIS IS EXCELLENT: https://t.co/EGBnrgYpQW Google fucked up big time by merging hangouts with SMS. It blew monkey dick. Night and day

Eminem, you're coo and ima let you finish but bring Rihanna back out

If they showed puppies running up to returning vets during Stay, I would have lost my shit

How hasn't Eminem OD'd yet?

Jesus Christ Rhianna. #bangbang

OMG Bruce Springsteen #ConcertForValor