Marching bands are silly
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:25:55 PM from Twitter for Android
It hasn't smelled this bad in the office since that stank vagina sales girl left
Monday, January 12, 2015 03:03:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
You stinky motherfucker you
Monday, January 12, 2015 02:59:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but if you bring fish for lunch and heat it up in the office, you're an asshole. Eat it cold, or don't bring fuckin fish
Monday, January 12, 2015 02:59:27 PM from Twitter Web Client
What's the nicest possible way to tell this project manager 1) shut the fuck up 2) I know how to fix this and you don't know shit so STFU.
Monday, January 12, 2015 12:25:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm making fun of this idiot suit this entire call. Hope my mic doesn't unmute
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:45:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
Just got screamed at by a rabid Chinese food delivery guy.
Sunday, January 11, 2015 12:27:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Stewie and Brian are wasted
Sunday, January 11, 2015 10:09:57 AM from Twitter for Android
The Ravens are murderers
Saturday, January 10, 2015 04:54:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone's blazing the most at this Irish pub
Saturday, January 10, 2015 03:53:52 PM from Twitter for Android
What. It's a beer you sick fucks.
Saturday, January 10, 2015 03:33:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Ryan's daughter's going down real smooth you guys
Saturday, January 10, 2015 03:33:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Eating raw green peppers are surprisingly satisfying right now. DAT crunch. I'm a cray
Saturday, January 10, 2015 07:41:46 AM from Twitter for Android
I instigated a quantum physics argument between our SysOps Russian and the Linux dude. It's been going on for 45 minutes already.
Friday, January 09, 2015 04:35:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
Was trying to invite one of my boys to the bar tomorrow and was trying to say it was a "sick bar" but typo'd it to "dick bar"
Friday, January 09, 2015 03:42:06 PM from Twitter Web Client