Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Eheyyy ant'ny you list'nin to the youtubes?

Ooof. Celene Dion. Not a looker...

Lezzzbe honest mal... Mariah Carey's honey video is on and just... Lezbehonest... 😁

Fuck I'm supposed to get up at 7 for work tomorrow, right? #balls

Vinny and I are singlehandedly bringing the keyboard solo back

Motorola is freaking sweet. Updated their gallery and camera yo material design in prep for lollipop

Jets. Bills. Monday. Detroit... Shittiest teams, shittiest day of week, shittiest city. Attendance of 12. #dafuq

@MalJNew "Yo Vinny! Can I use your dental floss?" ... "I just got the red wine out of my teeth"

Steve's got me drinking straight up whiskey #exhale

🎵STEADY AS SHE GOES🎵 (for real.. Not a single bad song was played here. Still)

Whoever's on the jukebox at this bar is fuckin on point. Beatles, RHCP, Nirvana, Eagles. Guy needs a firm handshake

Lol @ Sprint for rolling out Android 4.4.4 on the S5. Dude. Lollipop is out. You rolled an outdated update.

@Dave_Jets Dilemma. Gov Ball falls on reunion weekend for 2010. What should I do? PS hope you're well.

It's 9:30 AM and I'm sitting at my desk eating a steak 1) Because I'm batshit crazy 2) I don't follow norms and 3) because I don't care

How I resolve tickets in our ticketing system: http://t.co/Co8IdorHzL