Overheard on the 4/5: "Remember that time we got drunk in Astoria and went to Victoria's Secret" Freddy's ready to bang
Thursday, January 22, 2015 09:47:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Stein: "I accidentally merged my whole C: drive into the repo" Jesus Christ.
Thursday, January 22, 2015 09:03:15 PM from Twitter for Android
@RMerlinDev When I connect to the admin console externally via https, chrome always hangs on "Establishing Secure Connection" Any ideas?
Thursday, January 22, 2015 02:06:09 PM from Twitter Web Client
Eat a dick gramps you suit motherfucker. I finished your task before you even asked for it because I know what's up and you're an idiot
Thursday, January 22, 2015 12:31:16 PM from Twitter Web Client
As much as I'd like to say this place can eat a dick (and it can), this level of urgency is actually fun
Wednesday, January 21, 2015 02:04:33 PM from Twitter Web Client
Remember when that dude tried to index 6 1TB DBs and I laughed at him? They just realized now it hurt performance. #listentome
Wednesday, January 21, 2015 12:52:45 PM from Twitter Web Client
Get a load of this Parkinson's assed conductor trying to rob me by clicking two slots on my ticket... #MTA http://t.co/Y8MCokJVzz
Wednesday, January 21, 2015 08:22:13 AM from Twitter for Android
Let me be perfectly clear, news... I don't give a single fuck about Michelle Obama's SOTU outfit. This is why we're a second world country
Wednesday, January 21, 2015 08:13:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Relax? You tell me to relax? Okay. I'll relax the rest of the day because now I'm not doing anymore work so BLOW ME
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 04:51:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
THIS GENIUS just kicked off 6 index maintenance jobs on six 1TB databases on the same virtualized hardware
Tuesday, January 20, 2015 03:00:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
Live hand-in-hand
And together we'll stand
On the threshold of a dream....
Monday, January 19, 2015 10:53:21 PM from Twitter for Android
like if you dont drop that as a childhood video and get laid, you're hopeless
Saturday, January 17, 2015 01:22:49 AM from Twitter Web Client
Be like... Yo when I was 2 I drummed The Pretender. Instant fire hydrant from any normal girl.
Saturday, January 17, 2015 01:22:07 AM from Twitter Web Client
Regarding that 2 yr old foo fighters drummer... Kid's gonna slay the MOST pussy when he's older guaranteed.
Saturday, January 17, 2015 01:21:25 AM from Twitter Web Client