Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Tomorrow's rollout is gonna suck a dick because we are trying to introduce breaking DB schema changes without offlining our app. MO-RONS

Moto software is near stock and meanwhile Samsung's shitty touchwiz gets lollipop? Come on. Cuncel Android. I blame Verizon

Absolute horseshit that Samsung's Galaxy S5 is beating @Motorola's gen 1 Moto X on @VerizonWireless to Lollipop.

Stupid phone autocorrecting Pac Man to all caps. Idiot.

I'd pay mad skrilla to play in a human PAC man game. Bud Light knows how to advertise. And puppies.

RT @JFeitelberg: Katy Perry flying around Arizona on the goddamn "more you know" star

Missy Elliot straight up taking me back to my Hip Hop/ R&B bus in 7th grade. Times

My mom may or may not be lezzie for Katy Perry. Just throwing that out there.

What in the actual fuck did Google Chrome do to the bookmarks manager in Chrome 40? Holy shit it's fugly.

To compare management where I work to The Interview, our suits are at the same stupidity level as Skylark when he switched bags.

Record 4 day Twitter silence? JEEZ

@RMerlinDev For the 378.50 B1 firmware, should I factory reset before or after flashing?

@BarstoolJJ Yes. She Italian? Pretty normal

I mean, most of my Twitter is satire/comedy, but oops: http://t.co/0QoUs5utV7 Nice knowin' y'all

Time warner is down. Here's the part where I connect my hotspot to my router and see if the failover works