Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm not paying for this cocksucker train. Arrest me. You can't just show up late and run an inferior train and expect me to pay $15

What the fuck is this shit. 10 mins late and the run a train 4 cars short. Shit is packed worse than a subway car #mta #metronorth

Metro North assholes: the few times I take the 8:05, its 10 mins late every single time. The fuck

RT @nycradiogirl: Hey @foofighters no one is leaving Irving Plaza. Hundreds of people who played by the rules just got screwed.

Yellow, green, blue, black, white. Doesn't matter to me.

You block traffic and slow me down, you're an asshole

Was going to cab it home from Gramercy until I saw the assholes marching up Park Ave. Took the subway instead.

There's this middle aged programmer we call Special Mike because he worked on our discount module. Him and his wife are like the coolest

If I don't get my way tomorrow I might literally shake a bitch

Stein is only pretending he works here... Brilliant http://t.co/hYykQJDTSS

Experimenting with plague.io
Interesting concept...

@__JLu @kerbear88 never had BoA flag me for anything. #looksinnocently

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Welp... Nvm lol

I'm OK puking to that shitty fuckin song oh Sherrie

Jesus Christ

Christ Vinny