Ollwerther called me Joe Spanky for a reason

Friday, February 13, 2015 09:23:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 Couldn't kill em. Broke my droid back in 09 and went back to that one

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Friday, February 13, 2015 06:35:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 ENV3?

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Friday, February 13, 2015 06:26:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Jiaaro: Happy Valentines Day, I got you HTTPS by default.

That's true love.

Friday, February 13, 2015 04:19:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

🎵🎵 Gotta live, gotta live, gotta live
In shit town 🎵🎵

Friday, February 13, 2015 03:44:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

This guy is so fucking stupid, the fact that he holds a VP title is laughable, but sounds about right where I work...

Friday, February 13, 2015 10:40:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

The girlfriend just fed me an olive pit... I just.

Thursday, February 12, 2015 10:02:23 PM from Twitter for Android

This guy's processor review is bosh: http://t.co/UVyM0F9iZB

Thursday, February 12, 2015 03:52:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have no tolerance for anything right now. Everyone's getting punched in the face.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 07:08:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Belligerently drunk Mexican sitting across from me. Everyone's afraid but I'll beat the fuck out of him if he tries anything bc I'm so mad

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:44:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Waited 10 mins for the next train for it to be stopped due to a sick customer and had to switch lines.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:42:40 PM from Twitter for Android

On a complete rampage on the MTA right now.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:41:46 PM from Twitter for Android

WILL YOU @NYCTSubway CUNTS FIX THE FUCKIN TURNSTYLES? BROADWAY/MAIDEN ENTRANCE @ FULTON ST 4/5? MISSED TRAIN B/C IT COULDN'T READ MY CARD

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:39:58 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Get the Fuck off My Team: A-Rod Edition http://t.co/ltCcnfN8Ba

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 03:41:17 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@AnyConnect thanks for investigating. Glad you found a root cause. Didn't mean to yell, just frustrated today.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015 02:53:10 PM from Twitter for Android