Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Fuckin Windows updates broke my Anyconnect VPN. Pieces of shit.

::Walks in::
::Build Server break::

Beck is cool and shit but why weren't the foo fighters nominated for best rock album?

eat a dick with this oncall period. our shit is imploding and i've gotten bugged every day. suits running shit into the ground. end is nigh

I just did an ass dance to ZZ Top in my pjs. I'm winning Saturday

Time Warner and their daily outages can severely suck it right now. You suck at life and I'll fuck your mother if I ever meet her.

Fuckin time warner is down again. You guys can http://t.co/F1XMksCyJv

I can really go for an ice cold, frosty, golden beer right now. Need one. Like badly

I want a Mr. Pibb

We're a scheduling software and somehow, we released a bug where you can't make an appointment via the API to production. This is very sad.

Triple dog dare you to go to Instagram and search for the hashtag #enlosjorts

Murica. Second world county. I say it all the time: http://t.co/ZZERVwPsZu

Our trunk we were supposed to release today now doesn't even compile. We are fucking awesome!

These dumb Time Warner jokers... You click support chat and they connect you to Texas billing. For fucks sake... http://t.co/LIrJfi2Lmt

Every time there's a gentle breeze the fuckin internet goes out. The fuck do you assholes do, tape the wires up? @TWC_NYNJ