Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

"It's raining snow" -@Docent_Steve

Funny how Google pulled Pirate Bay apps from the Play Store one DAY before it got raided by police. They KNEW

Actual question: What kind of MOron pushes on a shitter stall door without checking for feet under it first?

I'd do extremely questionable things to win this http://t.co/pZ8NUQFzSN

//Loop through querystrings and do dirty things to them
foreach($_GET as $key => $value){
//todo
}

Within the past 20 mins, there were 4 empty Manhattan bound n/q/r trains and one Queens train, jammed. @mta you fucking fare hiking idiots

2) As a result of 1, I need to concentrate to figure out how to fix this so SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, our system crashed twice today #hatehate

1) How about you tell us before you change the paths to the code so it doesn't break my entire build system

Just did a sunspider JS benchmark and IE11 is the fastest, followed by Firefox, followed by Opera, followed by Chrome. #LOLWUT

My new favorite way to describe bad UIs via @XtinaSchelin: "low-contrast unconsecrated dog shit" (on Skype's redesign)

I can't even take a shit in this place and our platform starts fucking up

Ah fuck it. MTA can do this every time, on the grounds that it's free (trying to be positive lol)

Trying to think of ways I can fuck over the MTA for inconveniencing me

Its so crowded the conductor can't even walk through