Bro. If you're gonna sing Whiney Houston, I'm straight up taking a nap

Sunday, December 14, 2014 04:38:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel Johnny Football

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:48:39 PM from Twitter for Android

My boy Pat is having a boy's day. Wifey's gone. Someone get this guy a leash

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:28:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Just found out I'm hammered

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:27:49 PM from Twitter for Android

🎵Should've been dead on a Sunday morning 🎵

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:25:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I know I'm a real fat fuck when I was trying to eat a chicken sandwich and bit my finger instead at full force

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:23:59 PM from Twitter for Android

The GF may or may not sing Creed at karaoke in honor of that dude losing his mind 😏

Sunday, December 14, 2014 03:17:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Seal broken before I even got to the bar. Woof

Sunday, December 14, 2014 02:05:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Digging the Internet Explorer store in Astoria http://t.co/UnGSiMh6uZ

Sunday, December 14, 2014 02:03:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Its not the size of the table that matters. It's the amount of data you can fit in it.

Sunday, December 14, 2014 01:54:53 PM from Twitter for Android

At this rate, I'll be hammered before the unlimited boozy brunch...

Sunday, December 14, 2014 11:36:23 AM from Twitter for Android

In a cab. The guy on 99.5 right now is the cheesiest. Bro no one cares about whatever lip you're flappin. Straight up babbling

Saturday, December 13, 2014 01:25:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Stein: "10pm we can go to a rave" Me: "Stein. It's 12:15" Stein: "Yeah. 10 pm to 8am"

Saturday, December 13, 2014 12:17:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Stein forgot about Dre

Friday, December 12, 2014 11:38:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Joe Stein: "You can't scuff up someone's shoes in their own house"

Friday, December 12, 2014 11:13:42 PM from Twitter for Android