Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

When I lived in Westchester, I could count on one hand when FiOS had an outage in years. @TWC_NYNJ goes out every fuckin day.

I'm having a meltdown because my internet is out if you haven't noticed

My fucking time warner is out again. Cuntish piece of shit internet service unreliable as fuck @TWC_NYNJ die

Unreliable motherfuckers. Outage every god damn day. @TWC_NYNJ

@TWC_NYNJ get your fucking shit together. Last time it was out you said it wasn't an issue hut then it fixed itself so it was you suck

@TWC_NYNJ worst piece of shit ISP ever. @VerizonFiOS come to Queens

@TWC_NYNJ you all suck at life

@TWC_NYNJ fuck you and your 300 mbps internet because it never even connects so what's the point

@TWC_NYNJ the fuck do I pay you for

Why does the internet go out every day? @TWC_NYNJ every fucking day it goes out you pieces of shit. I wish I had FiOS here

Protip: If you're in the hood in Queens and are white as fuck and don't want trouble, say "wha'sh p'appin" they will respect you. For real.

108286 @ karaoke or else bust.

When two girls leave before a dude in a single bathroom... That's fucked up

Whoever is pissin in this bathroom needs to gtfo and let me piss because I'm more important.