Brobama coming in strong lately. Didn't give a shit about him but now we're chillin with Cuba and he called Sony an asshole. Ok by me.

Saturday, December 20, 2014 01:37:09 AM from Twitter for Android

PS - Fuck Sony and their pussy assed ways. And asshole suits who negotiate with terrorists

Saturday, December 20, 2014 01:25:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Ya. Because the update bricked it.... "Google publishes Android 5.0.2 factory image for Nexus 7 (2012)" http://t.co/xsbbMS72Uh

Saturday, December 20, 2014 01:22:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Dat feel when your ISP owes you money. Especially when it's Time Warner. http://t.co/YX3gex3uey

Friday, December 19, 2014 05:05:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

@RockNationRadio You were one of them

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Friday, December 19, 2014 02:17:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Just paid like 7 people. Who the fuck else wants my money?

Friday, December 19, 2014 02:14:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whose dick do I have to suck to get a valid Office license up in this bitch? Months already.

Friday, December 19, 2014 11:46:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

puppet agent -t

Thursday, December 18, 2014 01:56:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No need for a 5 hour commentary after I make one simple comment. Can't get anything done here over your yappin

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 05:41:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Someone tell this babbling old dumbass no one cares about any of the noise coming out of his mouth.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 10:52:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

Senior salesperson here still can't figure out that she can reset her own password in the software she's been selling for 5+ years. Idiot

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 10:36:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Opened my fridge. Found some Surge and Budweiser.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 12:45:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Dat time you have unexpected leftover pizza after drinking doe. 🙌

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 12:21:55 AM from Twitter for Android

DJ Bro: You can't play Pony at the Holiday party without peeps trying to fuck on the dance floor. Facts is facts

Tuesday, December 16, 2014 10:33:54 PM from Twitter for Android

So if I put my empty drink on the reserved for Kosher table, that makes it Kosher, right?

Tuesday, December 16, 2014 09:48:32 PM from Twitter for Android