Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Mauritania is a REALLY shitty country: http://t.co/1UWmdDWGZN

Have some Inbox invites. Anyone want? DM me your Gmail. I personally don't like it because I don't like them sorting my email for me.

Sweet tits is an excellent nickname

@MalJNew Bella will give you a ride home and stop by Taco Bell on the way. ⚡⚡

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@Lessard_Eric Merry Christmas! You in London or come back here? Either way, hope it was awesome!

@XtinaSchelin was going to suggest that

Who wants to watch The Interview? B40706D7FA0AAEF00274CD1A461B38DBEE317491

Did anyone else know that http://t.co/68B2uUS4ru has a live chatroom via the developer console?

Picking dog shit out of the grooves of my shoes. Not and ideal way to spend my Christmas Eve

@__JLu You'd get along well with my mom

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@MalJNew Love live tweeting different situash-es. Makes for fine entertainment

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Every time I install a WordPress update, it scares me that my Twitter plugin will break b/c I hacked the crap out of it and it's deprecated

Had to pull out my Ten record in honor of my boy Eddie Vedder's 50th birthday. (PS sing me to sleep Eddie)

@BarstoolJJ Sounds like the mistakes I make

NYC mayor's a fuckin asshole