Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Freddy's tryin to bang a 48 yr old scrum master. #getitin

@TWC_Help Please schedule it for Tuesday and give me 6 more months of the 39.99 rate and I won't get FiOS

Show me the pic of the black and blue dress and the gold and white one and let me SHA-256 checksum them. If they don't match, it's photoshop

@TWC_Help rebooted the modem many times. If it's a signal issue, need a tech to check the lines. Will schedule next week

In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet

@TWC_Help got a letter that my 1 year promo is up and its going up $10/month. Convince me why I should stay if there's been outages daily

Who's the dick who put mint leaves in my beer?

I own the fucking ticket. Come to me to fix it. Don't go to someone else. Obviously I have no purpose here.

Absolutely infuriating when I take a ticket and tell someone no and then devs go up to some other engineer and they give them what they want

IT guy just told me to go fuck myself when I called out that we spent 40k on a video conferencing solution they used 5 times in 2 years.

Yo @MalJNew, can we have a threesome with that bartender? I think it's a valid request considering you stared at her ass longer than I did.

Ticketmaster is such a piece of shit. Why can't you specify a different shipping address from a billing address.

Awful UX, @Ticketmaster. Why does it lose my CC info when I try to apply a promo code.

Net Neutrality is good, but I feel like the government is going to fuck it up because that's what they do.

"That's why I'm not a public relations person. Everyone can go fuck themselves." -Derick

I have no idea what my own fucking code is doing...... So legacy