Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Hands are for shakin.' Not tyin'

Getting hammered in Pittsburgh for NYE.

Heading to Fork and Fingers, this hole in the wall Mexican place in Nowhere, Ohio. One marg gets you wasted. No lie.

@Waspito I HATE when new leadership takes over and and they know it all. Happened to me. Sux

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

NYPD Straight up mailing it in. Cuncel da de Blasio http://t.co/JGOmX1LX7O

Fuck this guy. Throw him down a fuckin garbage chute and break his neck http://t.co/xDV3LyXaYt

bout time Twitter fixed the Android login issues.

GetGlue/TvTag Shutting Down? Good. Stopped using that shit when they started auto-tweeting self promo bullshit without my consent.

@MalJNew Missed the playoffs already bro

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Just caught myself fist pumping to Amber This is Your Night. It's 2AM and I'm alone. I'm not sorry about it.

Get a load of this antique doing the weather on News 12 the hood... I mean Bronx http://t.co/OrfvK5g3t0

New blog post: This Is Idiotic Chrome User Experience http://t.co/SOAXScRPO6

I have a raging fever, my steam vaporizer smells bad, and I was supposed to eat my grandmas pork chops tomorrow but now I need to stay home

Does it REALLY take 4 hours to pull a 56MB file out of Amazon Glacier?