Shit. I'm a little toasted
Thursday, March 05, 2015 04:58:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
I meant from drinking....
Thursday, March 05, 2015 05:01:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
"Joe. Do you really want me to tell her 'It's already rolled it to prod so blow me'?"
Yes. Yes I do. Blow me
Thursday, March 05, 2015 04:24:44 PM from Twitter for Android
This is sick. Anyone who does this needs to be fed foot first through a wood chipper... http://t.co/KfQaySVKVH
Thursday, March 05, 2015 11:12:30 AM from Twitter Web Client
Shut up. Have things to do
Thursday, March 05, 2015 10:50:32 AM from Twitter Web Client
Lol. Arod is at bat
Wednesday, March 04, 2015 02:43:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Looks like GoDaddy is coming down hard on that abuser's list Bob Johnson http://t.co/uL3K7lr63K
Now he's throwing shit onto the tracks
A gentleman is folding and repacking all his clothes into a duffle bag, taking up an entire bench. This AM, we had a newspaper collector.
Buncha winners on the subway recently... And by winners I mean the most crazy and homeless
Look at all the fucks I don't give!
This is why @foursquare has gone downhill. Suggesting the Disney when you do searches for smut... Lawls http://t.co/NI6QkDUJjz
Saturday, February 28, 2015 07:36:11 PM from Twitter for Android
My cab driver's license expired in 2011. This is where I'm at right now
Saturday, February 28, 2015 12:15:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Errrybody in the club getting tipssssssssss
Friday, February 27, 2015 11:53:34 PM from Twitter for Android
The GF just twerked it on top of a skeeball machine at Brother Jimmy's. Not sure what to say about that.
Friday, February 27, 2015 11:47:13 PM from Twitter for Android