Intense #NetNeutrality debate going on here in the office

Thursday, February 26, 2015 12:54:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nothing pisses me off more than when I can't figure something out and people are screaming at the top of their lungs

Tuesday, February 24, 2015 05:27:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Stop fuckin laughing and being loud and do work

Tuesday, February 24, 2015 05:18:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

The internet is out again @TWC_NYNJ @TWC @TWC_Help: congrats. Its gone down every day this week

Tuesday, February 24, 2015 01:19:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Yeah. Shut the fuck up. It's 10° blow me

Monday, February 23, 2015 10:31:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I love the gays. They give the best life advice ever.

Monday, February 23, 2015 10:08:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Security guy doesn't even know what the fuck he's scanning. Made us disable port 80 externally and is wondering why nessus can't hit it. DER

Monday, February 23, 2015 06:21:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Eddie Murphy does not age

Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:30:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Nothing to look at, this Lady Gaga. Sounds iight though.

Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:17:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I lost my fucking metrocard

Sunday, February 22, 2015 12:03:17 AM from Twitter for Android

Nelly videos doe

Saturday, February 21, 2015 08:50:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Gotta piss like a racehorse

Saturday, February 21, 2015 04:02:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Haven't had acid reflux in forever but 100% of the time I have breakfast at Pret, my stomach goes on fire. What gives?

Friday, February 20, 2015 11:13:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bastards @TWC @TWC_NYNJ

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:27:40 AM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ fuck yourselves

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:12:10 AM from Twitter for Android