I have an emergency question:
Is there any beer left in our keg?
And can I have it now?
Tuesday, December 23, 2014 03:59:31 PM from Twitter Web Client
Back in the office... Broke the seal already.
Tuesday, December 23, 2014 03:23:34 PM from Twitter for Android
These beers are going down way too smooth
Tuesday, December 23, 2014 02:19:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Baller last minute shopper status
Monday, December 22, 2014 03:33:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
Get a load of this cunt who doesn't say thanks when you hold the door
Monday, December 22, 2014 02:53:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Wouldn't kill them to lower the heat on this train. Absurd.
Monday, December 22, 2014 08:34:03 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm addicted to this damn Family Guy game. I set my alarm for 4am to battle the Yeti
Monday, December 22, 2014 12:47:37 AM from Twitter for Android
60 on Christmas Eve and 50s the next day? Fuck this global warming assed shit. Its supposed to snow on Christmas. Horse shit.
Sunday, December 21, 2014 10:55:50 PM from Twitter for Android
In the tamiflu commercial where the guy oversized, the mini thermometer looks like he's smoking a joint. I was so confused.
Sunday, December 21, 2014 09:39:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Hone Alone is on. No one bother me.
Sunday, December 21, 2014 08:39:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Happy Winter. Now why isn't there snow?
Sunday, December 21, 2014 12:25:42 PM from Twitter Web Client
I don't think I heard anyone say cunt more times in one day since my 2010 drunk tweets.
Saturday, December 20, 2014 07:25:25 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: 2 NYPD cops working overtime on anti terrorism get shot execution style as "revenge" for Eric Garner. Most fucked up logic…
Saturday, December 20, 2014 06:18:47 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @Dave_Jets: I pretty much give up on society at this point.
Saturday, December 20, 2014 06:18:41 PM from Twitter for Android
If you live in fear, you're an asshole
Saturday, December 20, 2014 01:54:22 AM from Twitter for Android