Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Stop sucking the CTO's dick. Guys a jokeshow

God DAMN it.. I really need to stop confusing Stephie with other peeps. Like the 9th time I did it.

Good Job, Microsoft. I'd expect this from where I work, but not you guys: http://t.co/j5sRbRCW0v http://t.co/RhYvBaKsXx

"Vespas are for dudes who want to blow air on their vaginas" (I think I butchered that quote because I have goldfish memory, but similar)

Great job on the 6 pixel low res infographic ya morons. Because I can really read this.... @washingtonpost http://t.co/wY5BqeU6ff

The train is on time today and I look like a suit. What is this world coming to?

I might accidentally talk in a Jamaican accent today

When it's 8:30 and you have a hangover.. That blows

I'm ordering fat ass food for my fat ass belly

Not that there's anything wrong with that

In my career, just realized I slapped 2 out of 3 of my bosses asses. No homo.

Freddy told me he wasn't diggin the bartender, but he's still trying to bang her

See bullshit. Freddy is all about this broad once I set him straight

If Vinny plays Rosanna or Oh Sherrie or any other Vagina song just one more time, I might yack.

Cuncel da karaoke if these dudes are gonna sing lady music and put me to sleep