Really diggin Queens of the Stone Age right now.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015 09:30:36 PM from Twitter for Android

That time when biddies be saying my shit isn't deploying and they're so full of shit because it totally is deploying properly so blow me.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015 01:30:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not giving up shit for Lent. So damn stupid. I'm just going to stop being an asshole to people for 40 days. How bout them apples?

Wednesday, February 18, 2015 01:00:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wiki + Wizard = Wizzy

Wednesday, February 18, 2015 12:59:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Everyone is actively walking like an asshole today and getting directly in my way

Wednesday, February 18, 2015 09:02:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Let me tl;dr this article for you... http://t.co/hYcZld2zha via @njdotcom http://t.co/ehMsam5bvb

Wednesday, February 18, 2015 03:06:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Today's XKCD is brilliant http://t.co/4Ps7W9q1L3

Wednesday, February 18, 2015 02:58:17 AM from Twitter for Android

Give us more than 2 minutes to figure out what track your inferior trains will leave from @GCT @MetroNorth

Tuesday, February 17, 2015 06:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm in utter shock that my Time Warner is still up. Surely this wind should have causes an outage by now

Sunday, February 15, 2015 09:29:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Hot party up in the projects. Walked by and they're blasting the Thong Song. Need an invite ASAP

Saturday, February 14, 2015 08:37:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_NYNJ still out. Fucking fix it

Saturday, February 14, 2015 03:27:58 AM from Twitter for Android

And why do I have a cold. Sniffly motherfucker with a weak assed immune system.

Saturday, February 14, 2015 03:15:57 AM from Twitter for Android

This is America. Not a third world country. The fuckin internet shouldn't go out every fucking day @TWC_NYNJ @TWC_Help fuck you I want fios

Saturday, February 14, 2015 03:05:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Explain to me why I should pay you this month when your shit is down all the time. @TWC_NYNJ

Saturday, February 14, 2015 03:03:41 AM from Twitter for Android

I had just about enough of @TWC_NYNJ's shit. Constant outages. What the fuck

Saturday, February 14, 2015 03:01:25 AM from Twitter for Android