There's a fucking cat in this plane.

Sunday, January 04, 2015 05:35:50 PM from Twitter for Android

🎵Amen.... It was the feast or the famine🎵

Sunday, January 04, 2015 05:26:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@googlenexus When will I get 5.0.2 OTA for my 2012 Nexus 7? USB broke so I can't flash. Lollipop beyond crippled it. So slow, it's useless.

Saturday, January 03, 2015 09:20:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I just convinced a golden retriever I'm not shitfaced. Because she larrrrvvved mee when I got home.

Saturday, January 03, 2015 02:48:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ I thought it was 3:30 but the car clock keeps going ahead an hour for Jo reason

Saturday, January 03, 2015 02:47:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Mambo Number Five

Saturday, January 03, 2015 02:24:01 AM from Twitter for Android

I want Fun Dip so badly right now

Saturday, January 03, 2015 02:10:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Now I get how the Native Americans stayed warm

Saturday, January 03, 2015 01:36:02 AM from Twitter for Android

This is my style

Saturday, January 03, 2015 01:05:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Best part is the beer stays cold

Saturday, January 03, 2015 12:56:06 AM from Twitter for Android

What's better than drinking around a fire outside when its 28. Yeahhh buddy

Saturday, January 03, 2015 12:16:01 AM from Twitter for Android

My girl plays better music than your girl

Friday, January 02, 2015 01:41:28 PM from Twitter for Android

The Foo Fighters' NYC concert is on Alt Nation on Sirius. Brb while I start crying because I wasn't there.

Thursday, January 01, 2015 03:29:42 PM from Twitter for Android

2015 off to a rough start. 3 hr drive w/ a messed up stomach from drinking. I'm warm. Wearing a beater and look like a cray. Also gotta poop

Thursday, January 01, 2015 02:29:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel DA food. When you aren't in the greatest city in the world, nothing's open. #newyork #Pittsburgh

Thursday, January 01, 2015 02:08:25 AM from Twitter for Android