Just got into a huge argument about birds reproductive systems.
I actually have one and didn't before but was too tipsss to find the poop emoji and wanted to tweet it anyway.
The fact that I don't have a beer right now is horseshit
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RT @DadBoner: Ain't been feeling' myself lately. Feels like a thousand years since I drank a thousand beers. The darkness has fell upon my …
@KFCBarstool Tell the tech guy to fix the RSS feed on the site. I haven't read the Stool in days because it's broken and not on my Feedly
@ky9 or for Asians to attach it to poles and take selfies
Why the fuck would EMC vCenter's "new" web portal use Adobe Flash? Shit's been dead for years. Bring back the standalone or use HTML5.
Christ. I need to go back to work after this?
"I been out the game too long. If a girl's touching me we gon' fuck" - Edgar
This Skype meeting is interfering with my listening to 40 Oz to Freedom...
Why are Barstool's RSS feeds jacked? XML parse error: http://t.co/XSH3XYbW5R @DevNestNate @stoolpresidente
@DevNestNate @stoolpresidente http://t.co/gLHER4AGXr Pleeeeaseeeee fix the feeds. It makes me click to the site anyway so I still see ads
So tired of everyone complaining about slow dev environments, sending tickets to the wrong alias, and idiocy in general
They don't pay me enough for the years this place took off my life from lack of sleep, stress and false fuckin alarms
Just about in bed and this cocksucking platform starts throwing alerts