Remember when that dude tried to index 6 1TB DBs and I laughed at him? They just realized now it hurt performance. #listentome

Wednesday, January 21, 2015 12:52:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

Get a load of this Parkinson's assed conductor trying to rob me by clicking two slots on my ticket... #MTA http://t.co/Y8MCokJVzz

Wednesday, January 21, 2015 08:22:13 AM from Twitter for Android

Let me be perfectly clear, news... I don't give a single fuck about Michelle Obama's SOTU outfit. This is why we're a second world country

Wednesday, January 21, 2015 08:13:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Relax? You tell me to relax? Okay. I'll relax the rest of the day because now I'm not doing anymore work so BLOW ME

Tuesday, January 20, 2015 04:51:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

THIS GENIUS just kicked off 6 index maintenance jobs on six 1TB databases on the same virtualized hardware

Tuesday, January 20, 2015 03:00:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Live hand-in-hand
And together we'll stand
On the threshold of a dream....

Monday, January 19, 2015 10:53:21 PM from Twitter for Android

like if you dont drop that as a childhood video and get laid, you're hopeless

Saturday, January 17, 2015 01:22:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

Be like... Yo when I was 2 I drummed The Pretender. Instant fire hydrant from any normal girl.

Saturday, January 17, 2015 01:22:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

Regarding that 2 yr old foo fighters drummer... Kid's gonna slay the MOST pussy when he's older guaranteed.

Saturday, January 17, 2015 01:21:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

WUT: https://t.co/ygAnd0XrtH

Friday, January 16, 2015 06:58:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

cunts

Friday, January 16, 2015 03:09:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Let's reward our employees by sending 34 people to Mexico. 75% of whom are sales and the rest haven't been here a year. We're a tech company

Friday, January 16, 2015 03:08:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

Thursday, January 15, 2015 06:53:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Does this guy ever shut his fucking mouth?

Thursday, January 15, 2015 06:29:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

LOVE our marketing department: "We had a quick issue with our hosting servers" We are a tech company. This is sad. http://t.co/eAYYZSC7HV

Wednesday, January 14, 2015 03:47:04 PM from Twitter Web Client