LULZ. Just renegotiated my contract with Time Warner for another year and got a promo for awful svc. Day one? Outage. Bahahahahahhahahah
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 10:42:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
What in the hell is this cray camera guy doing at the auto show? Seizure city, USA. #GDNY
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 07:56:01 AM from Twitter for Android
R train is slow as fuck right now
Tuesday, March 31, 2015 07:10:27 PM from Twitter for Android
Don't understand how I'm supposed to get any work done if this guy TALKS about what he's going to do rather than doing anything. #letmework
The MTA is winning tonight. Said there was a sick passenger on the 4/5. Switch to 6. 4/5 leaves, 6 now has delays. What a day.
Thursday, March 26, 2015 07:40:48 PM from Twitter for Android
👌👈
Thursday, March 26, 2015 03:22:04 PM from Twitter for Android
"I don't like warm proteins on my salad" -@MalJNew, talking about grilled chicken
Thursday, March 26, 2015 02:53:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Cigarettes are fucking vile and you've gotta have rocks in your head to enjoy them
Thursday, March 26, 2015 02:14:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Everything about today is annoying the fuck out of me
Thursday, March 26, 2015 02:11:32 PM from Twitter for Android
shut upppppppppppppppppp
Thursday, March 26, 2015 10:53:35 AM from Twitter Web Client
Director of Engineering here doesn't understand fuckin source control.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015 03:46:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
It's 2015. How about Windows Explorer doesn't fucking hang when a mapped drive isn't available. BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE THE 90s FIX IT
The police stopped and had reasonable suspicion. Then they left because I was innocent son
Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:52:34 PM from Twitter for Android
My coat hides all. #notsketch
Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:47 PM from Twitter for Android