Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

RT @JFeitelberg: Katy Perry flying around Arizona on the goddamn "more you know" star

Missy Elliot straight up taking me back to my Hip Hop/ R&B bus in 7th grade. Times

My mom may or may not be lezzie for Katy Perry. Just throwing that out there.

What in the actual fuck did Google Chrome do to the bookmarks manager in Chrome 40? Holy shit it's fugly.

To compare management where I work to The Interview, our suits are at the same stupidity level as Skylark when he switched bags.

Record 4 day Twitter silence? JEEZ

@RMerlinDev For the 378.50 B1 firmware, should I factory reset before or after flashing?

@BarstoolJJ Yes. She Italian? Pretty normal

I mean, most of my Twitter is satire/comedy, but oops: http://t.co/0QoUs5utV7 Nice knowin' y'all

Time warner is down. Here's the part where I connect my hotspot to my router and see if the failover works

Overheard on the 4/5: "Remember that time we got drunk in Astoria and went to Victoria's Secret" Freddy's ready to bang

Stein: "I accidentally merged my whole C: drive into the repo" Jesus Christ.

@RMerlinDev When I connect to the admin console externally via https, chrome always hangs on "Establishing Secure Connection" Any ideas?

Eat a dick gramps you suit motherfucker. I finished your task before you even asked for it because I know what's up and you're an idiot

As much as I'd like to say this place can eat a dick (and it can), this level of urgency is actually fun