Headley is a real winner at third today. Arod would have made all those plays. Duh.

Monday, April 06, 2015 01:56:27 PM from Twitter for Android

This is exactly how I predicted the Yankees would start 2015

Monday, April 06, 2015 01:54:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I should be at the stadium

Monday, April 06, 2015 12:55:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 Happy opening day! You excited for your new and improved Mets? PS - Bartolo Colon is hysterical.

Monday, April 06, 2015 11:21:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

Happy Opening Day 2015!

Monday, April 06, 2015 09:47:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

The wine tour is over and the bus is screaming Ja Rule and it's my fault and I'm not sad about it.

Saturday, April 04, 2015 03:59:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Mom's love me. Come on.

Saturday, April 04, 2015 01:06:54 PM from Twitter for Android

@portfolioso first off, my phone must have autocorrected that because there's no way I use the wrong grammar.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, April 04, 2015 07:39:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Mother's love me. I spit mad milf game

Saturday, April 04, 2015 12:55:41 PM from Twitter for Android

We need some Ja Rule up in this bus

Saturday, April 04, 2015 10:33:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Already singing Sublime out loud.

Saturday, April 04, 2015 09:39:06 AM from Twitter for Android

It's 9am and I'm having a Four Loko. I need to reevaluate my life.

Saturday, April 04, 2015 09:13:19 AM from Twitter for Android

@BarstoolJJ Not supposed to eat meat tonight, but its ok to get shitfaced as fuck. #SeemsLegit

In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet

Friday, April 03, 2015 09:19:52 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: I just paid a dude on the internet $9 to pick up and deliver me White Castle. #GoodFriday

Friday, April 03, 2015 09:18:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Barcade is hot as fuck

Friday, April 03, 2015 09:18:33 PM from Twitter for Android