This guy is so fucking stupid, the fact that he holds a VP title is laughable, but sounds about right where I work...

Friday, February 13, 2015 10:40:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

The girlfriend just fed me an olive pit... I just.

Thursday, February 12, 2015 10:02:23 PM from Twitter for Android

This guy's processor review is bosh: http://t.co/UVyM0F9iZB

Thursday, February 12, 2015 03:52:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have no tolerance for anything right now. Everyone's getting punched in the face.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 07:08:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Belligerently drunk Mexican sitting across from me. Everyone's afraid but I'll beat the fuck out of him if he tries anything bc I'm so mad

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:44:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Waited 10 mins for the next train for it to be stopped due to a sick customer and had to switch lines.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:42:40 PM from Twitter for Android

On a complete rampage on the MTA right now.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:41:46 PM from Twitter for Android

WILL YOU @NYCTSubway CUNTS FIX THE FUCKIN TURNSTYLES? BROADWAY/MAIDEN ENTRANCE @ FULTON ST 4/5? MISSED TRAIN B/C IT COULDN'T READ MY CARD

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:39:58 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Get the Fuck off My Team: A-Rod Edition http://t.co/ltCcnfN8Ba

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 03:41:17 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@AnyConnect thanks for investigating. Glad you found a root cause. Didn't mean to yell, just frustrated today.

In reply to @AnyConnect's tweet

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 02:53:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin Windows updates broke my Anyconnect VPN. Pieces of shit.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015 12:46:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

::Walks in::
::Build Server break::

Monday, February 09, 2015 10:31:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

Beck is cool and shit but why weren't the foo fighters nominated for best rock album?

Sunday, February 08, 2015 09:00:55 PM from Twitter for Android

eat a dick with this oncall period. our shit is imploding and i've gotten bugged every day. suits running shit into the ground. end is nigh

Saturday, February 07, 2015 11:57:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just did an ass dance to ZZ Top in my pjs. I'm winning Saturday

Saturday, February 07, 2015 02:19:10 PM from Twitter for Android