This guy is so fucking stupid, the fact that he holds a VP title is laughable, but sounds about right where I work...
Friday, February 13, 2015 10:40:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
The girlfriend just fed me an olive pit... I just.
Thursday, February 12, 2015 10:02:23 PM from Twitter for Android
This guy's processor review is bosh: http://t.co/UVyM0F9iZB
Thursday, February 12, 2015 03:52:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
I have no tolerance for anything right now. Everyone's getting punched in the face.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015 07:08:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Belligerently drunk Mexican sitting across from me. Everyone's afraid but I'll beat the fuck out of him if he tries anything bc I'm so mad
Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:44:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Waited 10 mins for the next train for it to be stopped due to a sick customer and had to switch lines.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:42:40 PM from Twitter for Android
On a complete rampage on the MTA right now.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:41:46 PM from Twitter for Android
WILL YOU @NYCTSubway CUNTS FIX THE FUCKIN TURNSTYLES? BROADWAY/MAIDEN ENTRANCE @ FULTON ST 4/5? MISSED TRAIN B/C IT COULDN'T READ MY CARD
Wednesday, February 11, 2015 06:39:58 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Get the Fuck off My Team: A-Rod Edition http://t.co/ltCcnfN8Ba
Wednesday, February 11, 2015 03:41:17 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
@AnyConnect thanks for investigating. Glad you found a root cause. Didn't mean to yell, just frustrated today.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015 02:53:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin Windows updates broke my Anyconnect VPN. Pieces of shit.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015 12:46:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
::Walks in::
::Build Server break::
Monday, February 09, 2015 10:31:24 AM from Twitter Web Client
Beck is cool and shit but why weren't the foo fighters nominated for best rock album?
Sunday, February 08, 2015 09:00:55 PM from Twitter for Android
eat a dick with this oncall period. our shit is imploding and i've gotten bugged every day. suits running shit into the ground. end is nigh
Saturday, February 07, 2015 11:57:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
I just did an ass dance to ZZ Top in my pjs. I'm winning Saturday
Saturday, February 07, 2015 02:19:10 PM from Twitter for Android