Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Today's XKCD is brilliant http://t.co/4Ps7W9q1L3

Give us more than 2 minutes to figure out what track your inferior trains will leave from @GCT @MetroNorth

I'm in utter shock that my Time Warner is still up. Surely this wind should have causes an outage by now

Hot party up in the projects. Walked by and they're blasting the Thong Song. Need an invite ASAP

@TWC_NYNJ still out. Fucking fix it

And why do I have a cold. Sniffly motherfucker with a weak assed immune system.

This is America. Not a third world country. The fuckin internet shouldn't go out every fucking day @TWC_NYNJ @TWC_Help fuck you I want fios

Explain to me why I should pay you this month when your shit is down all the time. @TWC_NYNJ

I had just about enough of @TWC_NYNJ's shit. Constant outages. What the fuck

When I lived in Westchester, I could count on one hand when FiOS had an outage in years. @TWC_NYNJ goes out every fuckin day.

I'm having a meltdown because my internet is out if you haven't noticed

My fucking time warner is out again. Cuntish piece of shit internet service unreliable as fuck @TWC_NYNJ die

@TWC_NYNJ the fuck do I pay you for