Don't re-quote your previous Skypes to me cunt

Monday, April 27, 2015 04:56:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Inferior service cunts. The fuck do I pay you for? Keep raising the fare cunts @MTA

Saturday, April 25, 2015 10:35:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@MTA where the fuck is the train? You guys suck. Blow me.

Saturday, April 25, 2015 10:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Hanging out with these cool gentlemen from DEtroit

Saturday, April 25, 2015 09:23:53 PM from Twitter for Android

My grandpa calls Sabbatia Sebastion... And he sucks

Saturday, April 25, 2015 07:46:15 PM from Twitter for Android

This building looks like it has a fupa http://t.co/wQjJhPZDnu

Saturday, April 25, 2015 07:21:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Look like Mark "Vagina" Texiera hit a homer

Saturday, April 25, 2015 06:05:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da CC

Saturday, April 25, 2015 05:48:01 PM from Twitter for Android

This bar is playing like early mid 2000s jams and it's not the 90s bit its still sick

Saturday, April 25, 2015 05:26:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Christ I've been drinking all day and can't spell on fuckin twitter. typo'd 3/3 tweets and deleted one because it was so embarrassing

Saturday, April 25, 2015 05:22:03 PM from Twitter for Android

But secretly we all like Nickelback bit not really

Saturday, April 25, 2015 05:15:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Bartender told me to suck it when I said to out the game on instead of Nickelback on the jukebox.

Saturday, April 25, 2015 05:14:52 PM from Twitter for Android

0-4 CC get the fuck out

Saturday, April 25, 2015 05:08:53 PM from Twitter for Android

CC is a mediocre pitcher

Saturday, April 25, 2015 05:04:18 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: If You Attempt To Kiss a Venomous Snake, You Deserve to Die http://t.co/Gg8275YwrC

Friday, April 24, 2015 09:49:23 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog