Like, when I was a kid in the 90s obsessed with space, best pics of Pluto were like two dots. It was the only mystery planet. Now we'll know
Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:39:41 AM from Twitter for Android
Pluto is so fucking cool http://t.co/HNjgdSoSvd
Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:38:21 AM from Twitter for Android
Annnnnnnd I just got a YouTube copyright strike...
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:13:38 PM from Twitter for Android
🎵Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man. In a factory downtown🎵
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:08:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh Jesus Christ on the cross... I need to pack for Boston and I'm already tipsssss. #keith2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:05:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Everyone's having sex tonight
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 10:19:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Drummer took his shirt off. Shits gotten real
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 09:25:51 PM from Twitter for Android
This bar's badass. I'm playing flip cup. Amatuer band is playing The Offspring. I'm on call for work drinking. Everything is awesome!
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 09:19:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Of course we lost at flip cup with these horseshit assed cups. http://t.co/dSmRtrE5SM
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 09:08:42 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @H9RBSjs: Developers Develop.
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 01:52:50 PM from Twitter for Android
I might actually die of alcohol poisoning this weekend #keith2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:54:28 AM from Twitter for Android
@dpcleitao Actually, it's been misstyled for 2 years and no one fixed it. They forgot to include a stylesheet for the 404 page.
Tuesday, April 28, 2015 11:32:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Just learned today that a product owner where I work knowingly suggested showing a 404 page on purpose in a certain situation. #MOron
Tuesday, April 28, 2015 11:21:19 PM from Twitter for Android
They recommend Firefox? MOrons...
Baggadouche. Get with the program and use html5 open video codecs. None of this plugin bullshit @SHO_Network http://t.co/teQzphD1qN