I love the gays. They give the best life advice ever.
Monday, February 23, 2015 10:08:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Security guy doesn't even know what the fuck he's scanning. Made us disable port 80 externally and is wondering why nessus can't hit it. DER
Monday, February 23, 2015 06:21:58 PM from Twitter Web Client
Eddie Murphy does not age
Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:30:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Nothing to look at, this Lady Gaga. Sounds iight though.
Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:17:17 PM from Twitter for Android
I lost my fucking metrocard
Sunday, February 22, 2015 12:03:17 AM from Twitter for Android
Nelly videos doe
Saturday, February 21, 2015 08:50:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Gotta piss like a racehorse
Saturday, February 21, 2015 04:02:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Haven't had acid reflux in forever but 100% of the time I have breakfast at Pret, my stomach goes on fire. What gives?
Friday, February 20, 2015 11:13:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
@TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ fuck yourselves
Friday, February 20, 2015 01:12:10 AM from Twitter for Android
I've got better shit to tweet about other than how my piece of shit third world time Warner goes out daily
Friday, February 20, 2015 01:11:01 AM from Twitter for Android
You cocksucker mother fuckin pieces of shit.DIE
Friday, February 20, 2015 01:07:52 AM from Twitter for Android
Fucking cancer of the internet @TWC_NYNJ
Friday, February 20, 2015 01:06:49 AM from Twitter for Android
I can't believe how cocksucking unreliable Time Warner @TWC is you fuck ups. How does an ISP have an outage daily
Friday, February 20, 2015 01:06:25 AM from Twitter for Android
Need @VerizonFiOS because Time Warner goes out ever fucking day
Friday, February 20, 2015 01:05:43 AM from Twitter for Android