Looks like GoDaddy is coming down hard on that abuser's list Bob Johnson http://t.co/uL3K7lr63K
Now he's throwing shit onto the tracks
A gentleman is folding and repacking all his clothes into a duffle bag, taking up an entire bench. This AM, we had a newspaper collector.
Buncha winners on the subway recently... And by winners I mean the most crazy and homeless
Look at all the fucks I don't give!
This is why @foursquare has gone downhill. Suggesting the Disney when you do searches for smut... Lawls http://t.co/NI6QkDUJjz
Saturday, February 28, 2015 07:36:11 PM from Twitter for Android
My cab driver's license expired in 2011. This is where I'm at right now
Saturday, February 28, 2015 12:15:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Errrybody in the club getting tipssssssssss
Friday, February 27, 2015 11:53:34 PM from Twitter for Android
The GF just twerked it on top of a skeeball machine at Brother Jimmy's. Not sure what to say about that.
Friday, February 27, 2015 11:47:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Freddy's tryin to bang a 48 yr old scrum master. #getitin
Friday, February 27, 2015 11:18:03 PM from Twitter for Android
@TWC_Help Please schedule it for Tuesday and give me 6 more months of the 39.99 rate and I won't get FiOS
Friday, February 27, 2015 10:16:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
Show me the pic of the black and blue dress and the gold and white one and let me SHA-256 checksum them. If they don't match, it's photoshop
Friday, February 27, 2015 10:15:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
@TWC_Help rebooted the modem many times. If it's a signal issue, need a tech to check the lines. Will schedule next week
Friday, February 27, 2015 10:10:10 PM from Twitter for Android
@TWC_Help got a letter that my 1 year promo is up and its going up $10/month. Convince me why I should stay if there's been outages daily
Friday, February 27, 2015 09:47:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Who's the dick who put mint leaves in my beer?
Friday, February 27, 2015 08:56:44 PM from Twitter for Android