Looks like GoDaddy is coming down hard on that abuser's list Bob Johnson http://t.co/uL3K7lr63K

Tuesday, March 03, 2015 07:52:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Now he's throwing shit onto the tracks

Monday, March 02, 2015 08:36:25 PM from Twitter for Android

A gentleman is folding and repacking all his clothes into a duffle bag, taking up an entire bench. This AM, we had a newspaper collector.

Monday, March 02, 2015 08:34:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Buncha winners on the subway recently... And by winners I mean the most crazy and homeless

Monday, March 02, 2015 08:33:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Look at all the fucks I don't give!

Monday, March 02, 2015 11:36:04 AM from Twitter for Android

This is why @foursquare has gone downhill. Suggesting the Disney when you do searches for smut... Lawls http://t.co/NI6QkDUJjz

Saturday, February 28, 2015 07:36:11 PM from Twitter for Android

My cab driver's license expired in 2011. This is where I'm at right now

Saturday, February 28, 2015 12:15:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Errrybody in the club getting tipssssssssss

Friday, February 27, 2015 11:53:34 PM from Twitter for Android

The GF just twerked it on top of a skeeball machine at Brother Jimmy's. Not sure what to say about that.

Friday, February 27, 2015 11:47:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Freddy's tryin to bang a 48 yr old scrum master. #getitin

Friday, February 27, 2015 11:18:03 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help Please schedule it for Tuesday and give me 6 more months of the 39.99 rate and I won't get FiOS

In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet

Friday, February 27, 2015 10:16:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

Show me the pic of the black and blue dress and the gold and white one and let me SHA-256 checksum them. If they don't match, it's photoshop

Friday, February 27, 2015 10:15:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

@TWC_Help rebooted the modem many times. If it's a signal issue, need a tech to check the lines. Will schedule next week

In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet

Friday, February 27, 2015 10:10:10 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help got a letter that my 1 year promo is up and its going up $10/month. Convince me why I should stay if there's been outages daily

Friday, February 27, 2015 09:47:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Who's the dick who put mint leaves in my beer?

Friday, February 27, 2015 08:56:44 PM from Twitter for Android