Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I own the fucking ticket. Come to me to fix it. Don't go to someone else. Obviously I have no purpose here.

Absolutely infuriating when I take a ticket and tell someone no and then devs go up to some other engineer and they give them what they want

IT guy just told me to go fuck myself when I called out that we spent 40k on a video conferencing solution they used 5 times in 2 years.

Yo @MalJNew, can we have a threesome with that bartender? I think it's a valid request considering you stared at her ass longer than I did.

Ticketmaster is such a piece of shit. Why can't you specify a different shipping address from a billing address.

Awful UX, @Ticketmaster. Why does it lose my CC info when I try to apply a promo code.

Net Neutrality is good, but I feel like the government is going to fuck it up because that's what they do.

"That's why I'm not a public relations person. Everyone can go fuck themselves." -Derick

I have no idea what my own fucking code is doing...... So legacy

Intense #NetNeutrality debate going on here in the office

Nothing pisses me off more than when I can't figure something out and people are screaming at the top of their lungs

Stop fuckin laughing and being loud and do work

The internet is out again @TWC_NYNJ @TWC @TWC_Help: congrats. Its gone down every day this week

Yeah. Shut the fuck up. It's 10° blow me

I love the gays. They give the best life advice ever.