We just got the hashtag of a bachlorette party and are gonna mess with them so badly on social media. Especially when drinking later.

Saturday, May 02, 2015 02:04:17 PM from Twitter for Android

There's a band playing pop hits of the 2000s and I'm mad obsessed

Saturday, May 02, 2015 12:08:01 AM from Twitter for Android

#freesimmons #Keith2015

Friday, May 01, 2015 10:39:49 PM from Twitter for Android

@PaulONeillYES You are my hero!! We need more passion on the Yankees like you in the 90s

In reply to @PaulONeillYES's tweet

Friday, May 01, 2015 10:09:08 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @PaulONeillYES: In Columbus, Ohio at Hall and Oates concert, but checking the score! Go bucks go Yanks!!! http://t.co/hWnAWzEYLu

Friday, May 01, 2015 10:06:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Wait a second. Did I just do a fireball? Don't remember bit it's not here #Keith2015

Friday, May 01, 2015 08:33:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC. You are awful

Friday, May 01, 2015 08:25:52 PM from Twitter for Android

"If someone gets arrested, we have grown up money to get out" #Keith2015

Friday, May 01, 2015 08:06:04 PM from Twitter for Android

🎵Yours is the cloth mine is the hand that sews time🎵

Friday, May 01, 2015 07:10:08 PM from Twitter for Android

The front desk people seem very concerned about our group #Keith2015

Friday, May 01, 2015 11:29:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Should I be concerned? #Keith2015 http://t.co/akCA0BIvE1

Friday, May 01, 2015 10:34:36 AM from Twitter for Android

Plenty of Lady Gaga this weekend #Keith2015

Friday, May 01, 2015 10:16:01 AM from Twitter for Android

Just uninstalled iTunes, Bonjour, Apple Mobile Device Support and Apple Updater. Shitty assed Windows programs I don't need anymore.

Thursday, April 30, 2015 08:39:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

F- commute today on the 4/5 you fare raising pieces of shit @MTA

Thursday, April 30, 2015 09:23:43 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm a cray

Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:41:50 AM from Twitter for Android