I've had just about enough of New York City. Get me the fuck out of this cesspool.

Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:45:30 PM from Twitter for Android

There's legit a rack mount server on the desk next to me and that's actually the password #forrealz http://t.co/99rXlVNO37

Tuesday, May 05, 2015 06:26:21 PM from Twitter for Android

BRB, heading to Starbucks' public WiFi so I can connect from there. It's a VPN tunnel. It's encrypted you fucking idiot.

Tuesday, May 05, 2015 05:18:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our security guy is a fucking moron. He blocked us from connecting to our prod VPN on corporate WiFi because it's a security risk..

Tuesday, May 05, 2015 05:17:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

GOOD. IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... Google Apparently Exploring A Design Revision For Hangouts Chrome App: http://t.co/z9SsID1108

Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:54:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

These joke shops finally realized they fucked up by splitting Foursquare and Swarm? https://t.co/o4d2tTLdRY

Tuesday, May 05, 2015 02:58:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Well done CJ

Monday, May 04, 2015 09:54:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Company kickball team and another team legit tied in flip cup. this is absolutely unreal http://t.co/6dYeVOzy3U

Monday, May 04, 2015 05:43:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

.@foursquare's checkin history page is all jacked up on @googlechrome Canary. Probably a Chrome bug since it works fine in regular chrome

Monday, May 04, 2015 04:10:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son!

Monday, May 04, 2015 03:14:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

THE DOORS. It's a Doors kind of morning

Monday, May 04, 2015 11:39:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why do they call it real estate? Of course it's real. It's not fake estate.

Monday, May 04, 2015 09:03:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Please explain to me how I am 0% hung over right now... Actually I think I'm still drunk.

Sunday, May 03, 2015 09:04:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Sorry Boston, didn't mean to be mean to ya last night on Twitter. City's actually really cool.

Sunday, May 03, 2015 08:58:26 AM from Twitter for Android

@portfolioso I have absolutely no fucking idea what I meant by this tweet. Hahahha

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, May 03, 2015 08:52:51 AM from Twitter for Android