I guess it's true love when your gf just pulls your glasses from your face when she needs to see something far

Thursday, March 05, 2015 07:34:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Supposed to go to the bar as a going away party for people too smart to work here, but my 90s rock playlist is holding me back tho

Thursday, March 05, 2015 06:24:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Dave Grohl, come at me http://t.co/LAfohK7o0d

Thursday, March 05, 2015 05:39:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rewrite Minecraft in golang because fuck java

Thursday, March 05, 2015 05:38:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is EXACTLY what it's like where I work http://t.co/2SPOeR7NCs

Thursday, March 05, 2015 05:19:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gotta take a wicked pissah

Thursday, March 05, 2015 05:10:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

@BarstoolJJ @KFCBarstool Breastchester!!!

Thursday, March 05, 2015 05:08:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Shit. I'm a little toasted

Thursday, March 05, 2015 04:58:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Joe. Do you really want me to tell her 'It's already rolled it to prod so blow me'?"

Yes. Yes I do. Blow me

Thursday, March 05, 2015 04:24:44 PM from Twitter for Android

This is sick. Anyone who does this needs to be fed foot first through a wood chipper... http://t.co/KfQaySVKVH

Thursday, March 05, 2015 11:12:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

Shut up. Have things to do

Thursday, March 05, 2015 10:50:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

Lol. Arod is at bat

Wednesday, March 04, 2015 02:43:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Looks like GoDaddy is coming down hard on that abuser's list Bob Johnson http://t.co/uL3K7lr63K

Tuesday, March 03, 2015 07:52:42 AM from Twitter Web Client