I'd forgotten how amazing this album is. http://t.co/V9oLEC194i

Monday, May 11, 2015 09:44:34 PM from Twitter for Android

"There will be liquor bottles and ring pops in the piƱata. Hope the kids pick the right one" -Mikey

Saturday, May 09, 2015 12:59:33 PM from Twitter for Android

You've gotta be fuckin kidding me that there is one single bathroom on this entire fuckin pier

Friday, May 08, 2015 07:43:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy Friday!
(PS our primary domain controller won't boot)

Friday, May 08, 2015 12:22:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am listening to Mike McCready's guitar solo in Alive on loop like a million times you guys

Friday, May 08, 2015 12:17:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Stewie: "Hoot hoooo hoooo hoooot! Don't do it Brian. Take it sloooooowwwww" Damn it VINCENT

Friday, May 08, 2015 01:23:31 AM from Twitter for Android

This bitch is relentless. We are trying so hard to get her to leave and she just won't

Friday, May 08, 2015 12:44:43 AM from Twitter for Android

I just grabbed a dudes ass to make an asshole girl after him jealous because I can smack that and she cannot.

Friday, May 08, 2015 12:16:22 AM from Twitter for Android

I am not a fan of this David Justice looking (possible wife beating) motherfucker at this party who gave me sass.

Friday, May 08, 2015 12:13:01 AM from Twitter for Android

I am obsessed with this guy. #21 https://t.co/Su5N06PoCW

Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:55:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Which one of you rich suit cunts are buying this poor a shot?

Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:08:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Nate is slaying pussy. 2nd night in a row. So prod of my #YoungNate

Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:03:53 PM from Twitter for Android

We made the cut @BadPointer

Thursday, May 07, 2015 10:03:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Explain how this makes any kind of sense... @TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ http://t.co/YuLI3SQ0Kv

Thursday, May 07, 2015 12:25:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

My twitter is outside of control............ JEEEEZ

Thursday, May 07, 2015 07:21:29 AM from Twitter for Android