Christ. I need to go back to work after this?

Friday, March 13, 2015 03:29:35 PM from Twitter for Android

"I been out the game too long. If a girl's touching me we gon' fuck" - Edgar

Friday, March 13, 2015 03:15:34 PM from Twitter for Android

This Skype meeting is interfering with my listening to 40 Oz to Freedom...

Friday, March 13, 2015 01:02:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why are Barstool's RSS feeds jacked? XML parse error: http://t.co/XSH3XYbW5R @DevNestNate @stoolpresidente

Friday, March 13, 2015 10:53:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

@DevNestNate @stoolpresidente http://t.co/gLHER4AGXr Pleeeeaseeeee fix the feeds. It makes me click to the site anyway so I still see ads

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, March 13, 2015 11:54:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

So tired of everyone complaining about slow dev environments, sending tickets to the wrong alias, and idiocy in general

Friday, March 13, 2015 10:29:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

They don't pay me enough for the years this place took off my life from lack of sleep, stress and false fuckin alarms

Friday, March 13, 2015 02:16:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Just about in bed and this cocksucking platform starts throwing alerts

Friday, March 13, 2015 02:02:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

'Murica http://t.co/fD8ToIorxb

Friday, March 13, 2015 01:07:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm not sad about Google Code going away because half the people using it redirected to @github or used it to mirror some other repository

Thursday, March 12, 2015 09:59:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm about to unfollow all the fitness freaks on Instagram/Facebook. Good for you, but I don't care about 9k posts about your workouts

Thursday, March 12, 2015 06:53:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Sir. It's completely necessary to be blasting shitty rap through your shitty phone speaker on the subway. Well dressed guy, too.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:09:50 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm not even shitting you. We have a Potatoes team and we just told our client that we have the Potatoes working on it.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:52:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'd be reeeeaaaaal confident if a vendor sent me this email "We're looping in the Potatoes team to help diagnose and identify a fix"

Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:51:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 don't need em. Extra crap to shovel

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Tuesday, March 10, 2015 06:58:25 PM from Twitter for Android