Passed out with my contact in. Proud. Haven't done that since college ya fuckin drunks
RT @MalJNew "Any lady walking in the lobby will have to be like a faucet when they see that picture of me..."-@portfolioso
RT @JFeitelberg: Everyone cancelled their plans on me tonight!!! http://t.co/t73vRBKNFv
Saturday, March 14, 2015 10:54:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Drunk texting your gf's mom tho
Saturday, March 14, 2015 09:24:11 PM from Twitter for Android
"Ray Romano is my favorite rock and roll star" -finkins
Saturday, March 14, 2015 01:24:42 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu oh right. Those...
Saturday, March 14, 2015 07:49:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Remember back in the day when peeps use to take peeps' flip phones and rename contacts to ridic things? No one does that anymore. Wonder why
Saturday, March 14, 2015 06:12:36 AM from Twitter for Android
Punk rock!!!
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Just got into a huge argument about birds reproductive systems.
I actually have one and didn't before but was too tipsss to find the poop emoji and wanted to tweet it anyway.
The fact that I don't have a beer right now is horseshit
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RT @DadBoner: Ain't been feeling' myself lately. Feels like a thousand years since I drank a thousand beers. The darkness has fell upon my …
@KFCBarstool Tell the tech guy to fix the RSS feed on the site. I haven't read the Stool in days because it's broken and not on my Feedly
@ky9 or for Asians to attach it to poles and take selfies
Why the fuck would EMC vCenter's "new" web portal use Adobe Flash? Shit's been dead for years. Bring back the standalone or use HTML5.