Christ. This fuckin place gets you shitfaced #gorangizzzzzzzz

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 09:58:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Bitch you're married. Enough

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 09:51:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Just drunkenly told my beef about gmail to these google peeps and they acknowledged my bug about drafts that don't delete right

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 09:29:48 PM from Twitter for Android

KC and Jojo's on at the bar now. Everyone's fucking tonight

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 09:10:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Google DEEZ NUTS

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 08:16:50 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew hoo hoooooo hohooooo don't do it Brian

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015 07:56:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Who's alimac banging tonight? I'm gonna go with Noam.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 07:55:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Always a better day when @XtinaSchelin gets me on an Alice in Chains kick

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 03:39:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopandslam Verizon almost never carries proper Nexus devices... We're stuck with their bloatware and slow updates.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015 12:43:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopandslam This is why I only like Nexus androids. Updates and bug fixes straight from Google. Verizon and Samsung cripple this

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:31:08 AM from Twitter for Android

@scoopandslam 5.0 or 5.1? I heard 5.0 was a complete disaster, and lots of bugs were fixed in 5.1 and 5.1.1

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:57:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pull the train out if the station shitheads. This isn't a parking lot. @mta

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:00:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Sorry @MalJNew, everyone at the bar is rootin for the bulls. #lollebron

Tuesday, May 12, 2015 09:31:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Get a load if this antique creepin into the bar http://t.co/OWO5AzgzTL

Tuesday, May 12, 2015 08:46:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Already used 36 kWH of AC and it's only fucking May 12th. Global warming can suck it.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015 06:20:49 PM from Twitter Web Client