@TWC_Help want to tell me why your internet is down yet again? Chat said loose wires outside. why does this happens every week
@TWC_Help tell your idiot technicians to screw the fucking wires in tighter on the poles.
@TWC_NYNJ WHY do I have another outage. Every other week. This is ridiculous. Please escalate
RT @KFCBarstool: No exaggeration I'd probably rather be in jail than be at the Preakness with no functioning bathrooms
Pretty sure I almost pissed my pants and kidneys almost exploded out of karma/sacrilege.
Oh the Preakness... I may or may not have convinced a Jesuit to move a final exam for me back in '10 to make an appearance.
Who the fuck has their wedding reception at a lower Manhattan beer garden on a Friday night? Christ
Get it Nate
This Mexican bus boy with the"Sexico" shirt is straight up killing it tonight
Kyle Hendricks/Jeff Locke both on my fantasy team facing each other this afternoon and they both pitched like shit. Couldn't even get one W
TIL ISIS Stands for Islamic State of Iraq and Syria. Never knew..
PS - Don't murder me or investigate me for mentioning those assholes
@smstemp Maybe some of us don't like avocados: https://t.co/Jpn7E4Lif9
@Waspito android apps, google play TV shows/ movies/ books that work on android and can be chromecasted
Quantum Entanglement
Magnets are really cool