"I don't like warm proteins on my salad" -@MalJNew, talking about grilled chicken
Thursday, March 26, 2015 02:53:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Cigarettes are fucking vile and you've gotta have rocks in your head to enjoy them
Thursday, March 26, 2015 02:14:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Everything about today is annoying the fuck out of me
Thursday, March 26, 2015 02:11:32 PM from Twitter for Android
shut upppppppppppppppppp
Thursday, March 26, 2015 10:53:35 AM from Twitter Web Client
Director of Engineering here doesn't understand fuckin source control.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015 03:46:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
It's 2015. How about Windows Explorer doesn't fucking hang when a mapped drive isn't available. BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE THE 90s FIX IT
The police stopped and had reasonable suspicion. Then they left because I was innocent son
Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:52:34 PM from Twitter for Android
My coat hides all. #notsketch
Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Just escaped the Hoboken PoPo
Saturday, March 21, 2015 11:38:27 PM from Twitter for Android
This Hoboken bus I'm on is the whitest bus ever
Saturday, March 21, 2015 08:45:22 PM from Twitter for Android
"I think I just swiped right on Beyonce #tinder" -buddah
Saturday, March 21, 2015 07:07:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Nick swisherrrrrr bring me a mimosa
Saturday, March 21, 2015 04:23:14 PM from Twitter for Android
"Brunch place imcat usually makes" Typed that earlier. No idea what I meant. It's the level I'm at now
Saturday, March 21, 2015 03:50:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Nick Swisher is serving me brunch. Or his doppelganger
Saturday, March 21, 2015 03:32:58 PM from Twitter for Android